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“Jerry told Chavez that if he wanted to commit suicide, he should stand on the capitol steps, pour the pesticide parathion on his head, and twitch to death. At least then he would be making a point”

and you know what Jerry was so right for that, cause how are you just gonna act like my drunk dad in contract negotiations??

“The best prospect turned out to be a house owned by the internationally famous transsexual Christine Jorgensen” damn we really are everywhere throughout history. btw if you’re under the impression that Christine was the first trans women ever I will throat punch you.

Not the odyssey reference

“LITTLE OKIE” HAS ME ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

I too am a wise cracking navy brat who thinks out loud as they talk. However, I’m usually a few steps behind everyone, due to slow verbal processing, and am usually slower to give an actual response.

“Later he dreamt that he saw his cowardice glimmering in the moonlight,covered in the slime of its afterbirth. He knew it was his cowardice because someone standing in the shadows told him so, and he himself saw it breathing”

Lil buddy. That’s not yours. You’re 12 and your parents just sold you . Lemme know if you want me to pull up in my 2013 Crv, I have snacks and a mandated reporter riding shotgun.

BEETLE-HEADED FLAP-EARED KNAVE!

Pg 214 lines 36-40 I’m sorry what in the actual fuck?

Wait what?

My roommate: “You love art that pisses you off you should read this”
Me 🤨 *takes book

Jesus Christ this is long winded

“They think they are fighting Cesar Chavez, but they are fighting time and they do not know it—and there is no more ruthless or relentless an enemy.” Also owners lazily using weaponized incompetence is so tacky and has literally always bit them in the ass in the long run. It’s so boring OH MY GOD.

“Wow he writes a lot like Joan Didion”… .

his wife who famously edited all of his work and vice versa?

His wife who is the only reason I knew who this dork was and the only reason I looked through his work and picked the first book with a fun cover? (The first edition has a fun illustration)

Was that the other author you were thinking of Marly?

“Having money is no way to organize” real af

Ch 4 spark notes
* America is only a melting pot because once a race of people asked for rights they would just move on to another race of people that were easier to exploit.
* shitty white people have been getting their employees deported in Lou of paying them since the 50s at least
* if you were just kinda rich not even real rich back in the day you could just murder people.
*another thing we all already knew