Danielle Ohlinger > Recent Status Updates

Of course he acts like this the second he starts to grow on me a little more

Break Up In a Small Town by Sam Hunt is a incredibly fitting song for this book omg

Cole might just give more mixed signals than middle school boys do, which is definitely a feat. Anyways IM GOING TO CHUCK HIM OUT A WINDOW

Stebbins is the icon getting me through this book, nothing else

Bruh, he had a girlfriend?!?! And still was making out with the other girl?!

Bruh, I turned one pages, how are we already being derogatory towards women >:(

And they are just ending it there?!?

Alec might curse more than the boys at my school and that is IMPRESSIVE

I’m going to beat Benji omg

How are we only at husband #6 😭😭

No.

Bruh, everyone in this book is having an affair, I swear

Oh, he is 100% cheating

All that talk but he never mentions something that isn’t on her body or something she can give him

Bro, go and change, I swear to god

Ooooooo, this is making me want to read a fantasy book

Okay, how are they going to bring this to a close??

I can’t properly convey why I’m crashing out but just now I am

I wanted Hyemi to like women not Nathaniel 😭

Bro, why do they text with such punctuation?!

“Back in my room, I check my phone. The text is now marked as ‘read’ but there’s no response. This is why I don’t like read receipts. They are like psychological warfare. He knows I know that he read my message and chose not to respond.” I think this quote just defined my life ngl

I’m tearing up, what the heck

I feel everyone is forgetting about the odd man staring at the Price house from the yard in the middle of the night, and I’ve played that game with Holly Jackson before.

“Was that Dave’s motto—come to justice? Did he use it in bed with his wife?” This made me giggle tbh