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Lucy Gray, gone but never forgotten

This book has got to be a fever dream, you can’t convince me this is canon

How come Dumbledore can swim perfect breaststroke but I can’t?? 😭

You’d think the evil, and powerful Death Eaters would be better at hitting a group of ragtag injured teenagers

Kaine 100% learned Etrasian for Helena and you can’t tell me otherwise

“Do I know you?” “I suppose you do.”

Back to the beginning we go

Somebody’s gotta wrap Kaine in bubble wrap atp

And here I thought “they can’t do a 3rd Act Breakup with 3 chapters left” but I should have known this book would reach unprecedented levels of stupid

This man’s totally refusal to do long distance is astounding

What if Luc is actually Kaine?

The timeline of this book is three days????

I hate reading non slow burns. Why am I doing this? Why do I do this to myself everytime? Now I just have to sit here and wait for the miscommunication trope, knowing that a slow burn book would never do this to me.

Why did I just get spoilers for Moby Dick

There is just so much foreshadowing that I never realized when I first read this

Rin and Nezha aura farming as usual

“‘So what are you going to do when we arrive in Kiel’ she asked. Kiss you, I wanted to say.”

Yep, she is definitely going to die