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TheJoat is on page 581 of 1184 of Memories of Ice (Malazan Book of the Fallen #3)

I'm genuinely scared that I won't be able to enjoy fantasy anymore after finishing this series it's that good.

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Memories of Ice (Malazan Book of the Fallen #3)

TheJoat is on page 109 of 868 of A Day of Fallen Night (The Roots of Chaos, #0.1)

(Alex Jones voice) They're gay, there's dragons.... It's all geopolitical

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A Day of Fallen Night (The Roots of Chaos, #0.1)

TheJoat is on page 54 of 330 of Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Jar Jar they could never make me hate you

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Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace

TheJoat is on page 250 of 800 of The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2)

kinda rushing through this because I wanna finish it before I go on vacation but I just wanna say Sazed and Marsh should kiss

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TheJoat is on page 400 of 1184 of Memories of Ice (Malazan Book of the Fallen #3)

What the dog doin?

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TheJoat is on page 106 of 800 of The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2)

bro deadass wrote a Super Mario 64 speedrunning trick as a mechanic in his magic system I can't

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TheJoat is on page 3 of 800 of The Well of Ascension (Mistborn, #2)

Will Brandon Sanderson make me mad with how bad he writes or will he make me mad because he has a fifth graders understanding of politics? It's a fifty/fifty really.

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TheJoat is on page 130 of 1184 of Memories of Ice (Malazan Book of the Fallen #3)

God-induced depression 🤌

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TheJoat is on page 75 of 258 of The Remains of the Day

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TheJoat is on page 67 of 208 of Anxiety: A Philosophical Guide

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TheJoat is on page 84 of 320 of Mort (Discworld, #4)

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TheJoat is 75% done with Deadhouse Gates (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #2)

I love Duiker because I too would be filled with renewed energy if a strong marine woman told me she would ride me till I begged.

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Deadhouse Gates (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #2)

TheJoat is 45% done with Frankenstein: Or The Modern Prometheus (Puffin Classics)

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TheJoat is 66% done with Rot, Blau und Gelb 2 (Pokémon - Die großen Abenteuer, #2)

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TheJoat is 50% done with Deadhouse Gates (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #2)

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TheJoat is 20% done with Frankenstein: Or The Modern Prometheus (Puffin Classics)

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