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So he was still in the leagues with the Piebalds, who would’ve thought (sarcastic) 🙄🫩

This is a hell of a long start for a book. I can only hope the next one is written as more of a middle and end 🤞

Calling your child Mishap because they were an accident is insane work

My second and third fav tropes: sick fics and reaction fics 😍😍

Nighteyes! I missed you!!

I see why this book is 200 pages longer with how much we’re talking about day to day life right now but also we’re already almost in Tradeford, and so does the King. So what on Earth could happen in the next 700 pages 😭

I fear we are making terrible choices Fitz. I’m scared 😭😭

Please tell me cub doesn’t die, he’s so precious and stubborn 🥺🥺

He’s so in love omg

Oh Burrich they could never make form a solid opinion on you

“If he be Mr Hyde, I shall be Mr Seek.”

I love classics 😂

“Every day. I couldn’t be happy if I didn’t see him every day… But a few minutes with somebody one worships means a great deal.”

Oh so you get on your knees for him. I hear you Basil 🤭🎀

Oh this is so much more homoerotic than the censored version

Le passé simple, c’est pas simple 😭

Omg, Tsukiko I wasn’t aware of your game

Everytime I see Mr. a H—, my mind autofills it be Alexander Hamilton.

Et maintenant, je vais le lire en français 💪

The amount of money one could amass if they just started a cosmetics company. Marco straight slowing down aging and Celia is an illusionist, surely this has been the grounds for a competition at some point.

Isolate for 9 years and you too can read minds 🙊

I don’t remember the last time I read something in second person 😯

All for women in power but Marcella is pmo. There, I said it 🙊

Girl I know yo ur grieving but shit WILL got the fan if you bring Serena back 😭😭

“…because fate meant everything happened for a reason, and there were too many things she wished never had.”

Real. Also when does the June backstory drop, she intrigues me

Haverty would’ve thrived in Japan’s Unit 731

Omg Eli’s backstory I’m NOT ready 😰😰

Omg this isn’t written like a novel. It’s written in iambic pentameter

Wilson: 1
Rieu: 0

(Yes I might make this a competition)

Can we please stop describing Leto II pre-worm anatomy, I am uncomfortable 😭

Knew he would be found eventually, and knew he was murdered, but I’m still reading all this like 😯

Feel like Julian is some sort of mastermind behind this planting and nurturing the idea to his students.

We’ve made full circle, what on Earth could book II be about 😭