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Ok so right off the bat- the full birth name of this thing is ridiculous omg

So anyway. Another thing about this book is that the one my family had had for ages is all out of order. Like you flip to page 90 and 87 is next to it. It’s super confusing. You gotta flip flop back and forth but it’s also kinda fun so you really gotta pay attention. I hope my dad got this on sale smh

Anyway I feel like people think I’m really stupid for the Irish thing and I don’t think you guys realize that now I get to reread this bad boy with a totally fresh perspective. 2 for 1 deal on this book

Chapter 1: I am haunted. Take me out coach omfg I just wanted to watch the show

Fr she started talking about the Wright brothers and I was like “oh this bitch doesn’t know about the Wright SISTER!!!” Then one paragraph later she was mentioned and now I’m back on board

So the Brontës are the most miserable people to ever exist jsyk

I’ve heard terrible things about this but oh man I cannot wait to hear Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie day these words out loud

Ok wait this book is deranged

“She’s barely finished high school and that guys older than Count Dracula” literally made me snort at work omg

Reading a Kristin Hannah book is like running a marathon

First page is a bunch of quotes on propaganda, government, and lies. And I flipped to the back to see the page count and saw a quote from The Raven ?!!!! Oh baby buckle up

Did you guys know Erin literally means Ireland bc I didn’t. We got Ireland McIreland over here omg

“Give me a fulcrum and I shall move the world” means so much to my little Star Wars loving heart

I was most certainly not expecting a reference to John J. Audubon to show up in a book about world war 2, but here I am.

Not sure who’s still out there reading these but this one stinks. There better be a gigantic battle and the little girl better get laid or this would’ve been a complete waste of my time

Book about an accounting nerd who loves running. I’m in HELL!

Someone remind me to stop tryn enjoy Jane Austen omfg

I think I finally know why I keep coming back to Jane. No one in history has yearned as much as this woman. She is all about build up and I can’t get enough. Make yearning great again !!

Really getting SPICY #amiright

I expected this one to be as long and slow as the movies and so far it has a decent pace on it

This book makes my stomach hurt. Kristin hannah can you please stop writing 1000 page books I can’t keep living like this

“I’m not sure I ever really saw you cry”
“That can’t be true”
“It is”
“ I cried when the Phillies lost the word series”
Genuinely the most touching part of the entire book #relatable

I have like 50 pages left and im not even sure I can make it. Jane Austen might be easier to read after all

Wait, the main character fell in love and the story isn’t over yet ?! Charbro I see you. #womens #stories #matter

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” bc if I saw the 500 page book w a horse on the front called True Colors i would’ve rolled my eyes so far back I’d see my little tiny brain. There was a lull, but mostly I’ve been fully focused on this messy trio of girls

Guy at work kept mentioning this book and saying it’s so good and that just goes to show you can never trust a man’s opinion. Jesus Christ I can’t wait until they both friggin die already

I swear to god if people keep using the multiverse imma lose my mind

Starting reading this book about Nazis and then Elon Musk threw up the official salute ??? SMH bruh I’m getting kinda scared over here

Bro this book about the multiverse just predicted the LA fires ??? Where’s dr strange smh

It’s a Christmas miracle anyone ever bought this book