Kelsie > Recent Status Updates

I’m 4 chapters in and have no idea who the fuck is who. These names are doing my head in.

“… all I want is for this girl to smile at me again.” 😩😩

The fact I went into this not knowing it was about the Donnor Party story, and used to be obsessed with it, is making this story 10x more fun!

the dog is called… MUTT DAMON 😂😂😂😂

Oh Alex can fuck right off thank you very much

He forehead kissed her!!!!

“I flashed my tits at my new boss.”

This book is unexpectedly fun 🤩

He built her a Billy bookshelf 😭😭😭

Oh penny is my new fav 😍

“Seriously. I’d rather shit in my hand and clap” 👏
I love these books 🤣

Oh this is fun! I needed something like this - yay!

“The only thing worse would be a J name” 😂

“Good. Boy” 🤭🥵😈
Yeah girl! Get it 😅

Tyler’s whole “I’ve had a bad feeling so it must be rich people’s fault” narrative is reaching my last give a fuck real quick

“I’ll cut your dick off and shove it up your ass so you find out what it feels like to go fuck yourself”

“There could be endless versions of you, and I’d love each one as fervently and entirely” 🥹

“Wink at her again and I’ll cut your fucking eye out”

Does white hair = blonde? If so, I may be in love with a blonde man 🤢

I watch the way his eyes trail down my body.
“You look good today, boss.” 🥵

“Don’t tell me what to do”
Wait? Is this book about me? Am I Reese?

Sweet Jesus - this book! The MOUTH on that man 🥵 the hatred is tangible and hot as hell

“The fuck you doing Callaghan?”
“Your sister” 🫠😅🥵

Never looking at my Dyson Airwrap the same ever again…

Ugh this man already has me hooked 🥵

I’m here absolutely sobbing from the horrific throw back scene of Cole at 13. Then bam! Next chapter starts with “… as useless as a sloppy condom in a trash can.”🤮

“It makes no sense” oh sweet boy! 😩😩😩

These boys 🥵 loving a duel author

Oh you can get absolutely fucked Vaughn Harding 😡😤🤬

“Those last two abs might just pop out because he’s so uptight he’s constantly clenching.” 😂😂 This dynamic is hilarious but how in the hell did Billie manage to work in the uk with this attitude?! 😂

Yes Billie “fucking gross” is absolutely the correct response to some strange dude licking his thumb and wiping dirt off your face 🤨