Kelsie > Recent Status Updates

“Fine. I don’t care how you look. Be a bloody mess. Be the rat queen of Eclipse City that you so want to be. But I will not ever have it be said I don’t care for those closest to me.” 😩❤️‍🔥😩❤️‍🔥

“I’d rather die” “Your foreplay needs some work.”

“Now show me what my bride can do.” 🤭

“Yes, I understand it now.” 😭😭😭😭😭

Best character in this whole book is Miss Hampshire - fight me 😅

“Because love and loss are on the same coin - one side warmth, one side ache - but the value never changes.”

“…grief and love go hand in hand - two parts of a coin that holds the value of life itself.”

😭💔😭💔😭

“There is no more time left to give” 😩😩

“Having is the first step to losing” 😭😭😭

“Death is a lover… just a poor one” 🤣🤣

“Blond probably” good to know Vale hates blonde men too 😅

“After all, I am one, too” 😅 this FMC is great

I’m already gagging 🤢🤢

This man is awful!!!!! What a dick!!

I’m 4 chapters in and have no idea who the fuck is who. These names are doing my head in.

“… all I want is for this girl to smile at me again.” 😩😩

The fact I went into this not knowing it was about the Donnor Party story, and used to be obsessed with it, is making this story 10x more fun!

the dog is called… MUTT DAMON 😂😂😂😂

Oh Alex can fuck right off thank you very much

He forehead kissed her!!!!

“I flashed my tits at my new boss.”

This book is unexpectedly fun 🤩

He built her a Billy bookshelf 😭😭😭

Oh penny is my new fav 😍

“Seriously. I’d rather shit in my hand and clap” 👏
I love these books 🤣

Oh this is fun! I needed something like this - yay!

“The only thing worse would be a J name” 😂

“Good. Boy” 🤭🥵😈
Yeah girl! Get it 😅

Tyler’s whole “I’ve had a bad feeling so it must be rich people’s fault” narrative is reaching my last give a fuck real quick

“I’ll cut your dick off and shove it up your ass so you find out what it feels like to go fuck yourself”

“There could be endless versions of you, and I’d love each one as fervently and entirely” 🥹

“Wink at her again and I’ll cut your fucking eye out”

Does white hair = blonde? If so, I may be in love with a blonde man 🤢