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Now we're cooking with gas!

Everyone getting into all kinds of trouble all cuz they be hesitating when they got a gun to someone's head

Dude was in this book so far for 5 whole seconds and I'm obsessed with him

I am trash panda at getting hooked on a fantasy at the start. Like, I know this book is going to be good, but the first 15% of a fantasy novel is almost always world building and my brain is just Schitt's boss going "Call my bluff, don't care" like let's move it along 😭

I have learned there are basically 3 more books to this "series" and I fear the whole premise is so messed up i simply have to figure out how this all connects, unfortunately

That's how part one ends?! 🫠

SJM man, she really knows how to bring some small details full circle

What happens when 2 angels and a prince walk into a dungeon?

Goodness gracious Monty 🥵

This is SO MUCH GOING ON

"I'm sorry! I just made that weird. Sorry"

"No, actually, I think I just developed a fetish that's specifically you delivering hard truths to my father"

Alex Nilsen is the perfect man and Poppy would be the best best friend, this book rocks

"You asked me who I was, and it was like the answer came out of no where. Sometimes it feels like I didn't even exist before that. Like you invented me."

IM SOBBING

After we've polished off our milkshakes and tossed the cups, I decide we should ride the Endangered Species Carousel. But when we get there, we find it's closed due to heat.
"Global warming's really hitting the endangered species when they're down" Alex muses

I have been actively laughing out loud at Alex and Poppy's comments this whole chapter

Quite possibly the cutest book I've ever read

Aaannnnddd now i anxiously wait until i can get part 2 of the graphic audio because WHAT THE HECK

Oh my goodness just kiss already! Everyone knows you're in love but you two!

Poppy is laugh out loud funny, I'm obsessed with her

I already want to be friends with Poppy

KICKING MY LITTLE FEET AHHHHHH

What the helli

A twist out the gate!

This one took a good while to build

Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.

I fear I am horribly bored

A wee bit repetitive at the moment

This is just a book about how Bryce cannot catch a damn break

This is just a book about how Bryce cannot catch a damn break