Elizabeth ⚔ > Recent Status Updates

(April 22nd, 2026)
Unchaperoned! And without gloves?! The scandal!

No, in all seriousness Kit's story is tragic. Poor boy...

(April 5th, 2026)
And the tumultuous relationship begins! I cannot wait to see it change!

(March 22nd, 2026)
I'm swooning! I adore our stubborn diviner and roguish knight!

(March 21st, 2026)
Am I finished Empire of Storms? No.
Was I too excited for this that it doesn't matter to me? Yes.

(March 21st, 2026)
Am I finished Empire of Storms? No.
Was I too excited to start this that it didn't matter to me? Yes.

(March 19th, 2026)
Finally! There is nothing more satisfying than reading the third variation of this line!

(March 18th, 2026)
I've absolutely flown through this so far. And I have a feeling that I'm not going to stop anytime soon because it's really getting good!

(March 18th, 2026)
Good.

(March 17th, 2026)
I'm really scared. I've got a feeling that something is going to go wrong, and I can't shake it!

(March 16th, 2026)
Ok Will Herondale.

(March 10th, 2026)
Finally, am I right?

(March 2nd, 2026)
Ruthless and highly intimidating!

I should take notes...

(February 28th, 2026)
Huh, if I had a nickel for everytime a character associated with Freddy Carter wanted to "bottle up" someone's laughter, I'd have two nickels.

Which, isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice, right?

(February 27th, 2026)
I'm speechless.

(February 25th, 2026)
The fact I can absolutely FEEL their hatred for eachother through narration.

I cannot wait to see the turning point!

(February 20th, 2026)
"It's a secret."
"I don't like secrets."
"That might be the most ironic thing I have ever head come from a mouth."

(February 10th, 2026)
I'm so invested and full of denial, it's insane. Listen, play Fantastic Mr. Fox because, "if what I think is happening, is happening. It better not be!"

(February 10th, 2026)
Oh my god. This is so good! Tell me why it's so good!

(February 9th, 2026)
"Your heroics are the stuff of epic sagas. Lots of bravado, but ultimately pointless."
- Mallory Fontaine

(February 9th, 2026)
Oh, we are so back!

(February 1st, 2026)
"Thank the gods he was so pretty or she would've committed the capital crime of punching a royal."
- Elia Tallis

(January 31st, 2026)
"To those lost in the dark. May you find the light that leads you home."

(January 29th, 2026)
You know. I think my emotions need to be taken down a peg. I'm ready to be destroyed in the worst way possible.

(January 26th, 2026)
"I don't suppose you spot any names of already-famous criminals?"
"That would be rather convenient. Sadly, I do not."
"Damn. It was worth a try."
"A valiant effort, Mars."

(January 26th, 2026)
Now, I'm going to be real disappointed if Benedikt and Marshall don't flirt with eachother while they work. After all Chloe's put them through, heaven knows they deserve it!

(January 26th, 2026)
"I'm going to count this as an argument."
"That was a mild disagreement and some cajoling on my end at best. But I will let you say so if it pleases you."
"Stop pleasing me so much!"
"I can't help it, you're the love of my life!"

(January 25th, 2026)
Oh, I am so ready to cry!

(January 24th, 2026)
So. I'm enjoying this a lot more than I thought I would...

(January 17th, 2026)
"I'm going to pray that you don't get reported for child abuse."
- Franky 2026

(January 24th, 2026)
I'm actually crying right now.