Elizabeth ⚔ > Recent Status Updates

(March 2nd, 2026)
Ruthless and highly intimidating!

I should take notes...

(February 28th, 2026)
Huh, if I had a nickel for everytime a character associated with Freddy Carter wanted to "bottle up" someone's laughter, I'd have two nickels.

Which, isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice, right?

(February 27th, 2026)
I'm speechless.

(February 25th, 2026)
The fact I can absolutely FEEL their hatred for eachother through narration.

I cannot wait to see the turning point!

(February 20th, 2026)
"It's a secret."
"I don't like secrets."
"That might be the most ironic thing I have ever head come from a mouth."

(February 10th, 2026)
I'm so invested and full of denial, it's insane. Listen, play Fantastic Mr. Fox because, "if what I think is happening, is happening. It better not be!"

(February 10th, 2026)
Oh my god. This is so good! Tell me why it's so good!

(February 9th, 2026)
"Your heroics are the stuff of epic sagas. Lots of bravado, but ultimately pointless."
- Mallory Fontaine

(February 9th, 2026)
Oh, we are so back!

(February 1st, 2026)
"Thank the gods he was so pretty or she would've committed the capital crime of punching a royal."
- Elia Tallis

(January 31st, 2026)
"To those lost in the dark. May you find the light that leads you home."

(January 29th, 2026)
You know. I think my emotions need to be taken down a peg. I'm ready to be destroyed in the worst way possible.

(January 26th, 2026)
"I don't suppose you spot any names of already-famous criminals?"
"That would be rather convenient. Sadly, I do not."
"Damn. It was worth a try."
"A valiant effort, Mars."

(January 26th, 2026)
Now, I'm going to be real disappointed if Benedikt and Marshall don't flirt with eachother while they work. After all Chloe's put them through, heaven knows they deserve it!

(January 26th, 2026)
"I'm going to count this as an argument."
"That was a mild disagreement and some cajoling on my end at best. But I will let you say so if it pleases you."
"Stop pleasing me so much!"
"I can't help it, you're the love of my life!"

(January 25th, 2026)
Oh, I am so ready to cry!

(January 24th, 2026)
So. I'm enjoying this a lot more than I thought I would...

(January 17th, 2026)
"I'm going to pray that you don't get reported for child abuse."
- Franky 2026

(January 24th, 2026)
I'm actually crying right now.

(January 23rd, 2026)
I can't put this down. What a wonderful problem to have!

(January 22nd, 2026)
"That's blackmail."
"Call it what you will."

(January 21st, 2026)
I understand now, why I was told to not read this book on an empty stomach! Just like Six Crimson Cranes, Lim's descriptions of food keeps making my mouth water!

(January 17th, 2026)
Actively losing my mind right now. I'm losing it in the best way possible!

(January 6th, 2026)
Listen. Listen. Play Cell Block Tango because that man had it coming!

I'm actually so happy and vindicated right now! And guess who gets the last laugh?

(January 5th, 2026)
I'm sobbing right now! I wasn't expecting my "one more chapter" to hit me where it hurt!

(January 2nd, 2026)
I think I'm starting to get why people don't like Chaol.

Listen, I like Chaol. I try to look at all given prospectives before making my judgement, but my patience with him is wearing THIN...

(January 1st, 2026)
Oh, I have a feeling that this book is going to be VERY enjoyable for me >:D.

I'm ready for Zetian's bloodshed!

(December 29th, 2025)
It still feels really slow to me...

(December 28th, 2025)
Now, it's slow. But not slow in a bad way, if you know what I mean.

(December 27th, 2025)
"Are you both mad! You expected me to agree to that?"
"No. We didn't. Which is why we didn't tell you."

🌟Deceitful🌟