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actually on 126 but why is this the first time something emotionally impacting is happening like its not but it is that made me sad and its one line but the blowing up and destruction of planet earth was like nothing LMFAO arthur what is wrong with you

ALSO
this reads like a crackfic. a lot. ive read many a crackfic that read like this does. LMFAOOOO i like it tho

“kiss a boy as a boy”
how scandalous oliver good gosh

ohhohohohoh im liking this oliver i get you on a spiritual level
im so waiting for the terrible terrible reveal tho NO
already ship darcy and oliver lets be so real theyre so cute (even tho hes lowkey a bitch)

oh my god.

HOLYYYYY SHITTTTT OHHH MY GOD

"revenge makes me hopeful" lala we are one and the same ily girl

ok i gotta stop being so quick to judge

ok i thought we just established that ppl see different things AND we experienced eva’s best day. WHY ARE WE HERE

evvaaaaaaa it’s not realllll

jacks i want to hate u but thanks

ok apollo what the FUCK

jacks get AWAY

HOLY SHIT BROOOO HOLY SHIT
also eva don’t be stupid BUT HOLYYYY SHIT CHAOS

ew what the quack he just licked her that’s disgusting

“His first fox.”
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!

“I know, love.”
HOLYYYYYYY SHITTTTT EVA NO BUT LIKE I GET YOU??? HES EVIL HES EVIL HES EVIL HES RVIL HES EVIL THE HUG NO HES EVILLLL

STOP FALLING FOR HIM DUMBY

not every man is hot eva stop this madness
VERY excited about jacks backstory tho!!! clues!!!!

NO EVA DONT GO BACK TO HIM I CAN SEE IT HAPPENNING STOP IT STOP STOP STOP

YOU IDIOT?? BOTH EVA AND JACKS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
SHE CANT SWIM?? WHY CANT SHE SWIM. EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW HOW TO SWIM.

ok shes got her act better together this book im liking it

WE’RE ON CHAPTER TWO. EVANGELINE.

OFELIA THEYE OLD YOU FUCKING IDIOT THINK FOR TWO SECONDS

LOPE YOU IDIOT
WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THAT UP GOD

if the king doesnt QUACK OFF im gonna lose it I KNOW WHAT YOURE UP TOO QUACKER

i dont blame her but OFELIA WAKE UPPPP

GAY. (duh cuz its a sapphic book)

shouldn’t they get their friend whose whole thing is dealing with the dead 🤨🤨

i love riordan and i love percy but i think i should be let on the editing team WHAT IS THIS