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i love you driveline

❗️candace parker mentioned❗️this is the perfect book. book of all time. anita kelly i love you so much.

“I’ve been right here the whole time” this is gonna kill me

having to read this by candlelight bc i have no power at my house and my phone’s gonna die :-)

NOBODY TALK TO ME IT’S TOXIC LESBIAN VAMPIRE TIME THANK YOU VICTORIA

why are these lesbians giving lesbophobic vibes

ok maybe i don’t remember as much of the first one as i thought

it’s been so long since i read a good ol romance i forgot how much some of this stuff gets me. “there was only one bed” what if i died actually.

giggling n kicking my feet

i hate the angels (esp for what they did to pujols and trapping mike trout) and am glad they freed my boy

you expect me to feel bad for beltrán?? i don’t!!

we have got to leave peaches alone

oh my GOD oh my god okay okay get it together folks

absolutely seething with jealousy at the itinerary of this trip

save me cmq, i haven’t read anything in a month and you’re my only hope

the bodyguard one is the absolute worst at his job and the writer one is entirely too horny while being hunted by a literal serial killer

not the sharon needles reference 💀 did not age well

NOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD STOP IT

this is just unfair to a lot of the fantasy books I’ve been reading this year. holy fuck.

im gonna kms if this turns into a love triangle

it’s giving wattpad

“you came”
“you called”
HHHHHHHHH kel is way too good for lila 😭

jesus fucking christ this guy doesn’t even know he’s 💅