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Are we going to ignore the fact that I've already read the play and just want to reread it because 1. I love the story, and 2. It gives me an excuse to watch the hit animated movie Gnomeo and Juliet that was created by Rocketman Studios, A.K.A: Elton John's company?

Yes.

I have never felt more miserable than reading that chapter. And it wasn't even a depressing chapter, it was just pure smut.

I want to throw this book.

Ha ha

Hahaha

THIS WHOLE TIME!?!?!?
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!

ORPHEUS!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? (Affectionately)

I now understand why I'm not liking this book so much

This is literally fanfiction of a 'I can write this better' of Star Wars The Last Jedi

I'm not crazy, I can tell!!

WHAT ON EARTH.
IS GOING ON.
IN THE HOUSE OF COMMERCE.

I am so surprised this book has ten chapters, I'm not gonna lie--

I've already read the Odyssey, so I'm just going to listen to The Illiad

I like getting the whole story than just one half, and also technically, this is a Duology, so HA!

NOW BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING:

Yes I am rereading this.

Yes, its my favorite book series.

Yes, spooky season is the reason for this reread.

We don't judge, and let me enjoy.

Well... its definitely something else entirely.

For starters: I hate how they adapted the characters. And I get it Sparta is a main part of the story- BUT THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER CITIES IN GREECE THAN JUST SPARTA--

Another thing, fuck this version of Achilles, why is he in a muzzle!?

The only reason I'm continuing to read this story (up till 40%) is because of one comment from Nyx

Goodness, this is cringe bad.

Me fr: *getting bored*
Turkeys:

Dear god this man INVENTED yearning!

Continuing off from here after a break!

Continuing off from here, hopefully...

Me fr when first starting: oh boy! I can't wait to see all of the fantasy/baking content in this story!!

Me fr now: ... this book is a hot mess.

Does every chapter (Not every, its most) have to have one sex scene? I mean I get it, they are having an affair, but seriously? Like 50% of their relationship is literally fucking

Duh! Its the Wind God!

(I am too deep into Epic the Musical, and I've only listened to it once--)

SHIT JUST WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL FUCKING QUICK, WHAT SORT OF TELE NOVELLA WAS THAT??

ORPHEOUS MENTION???
WHAT THE FUCK IS A HADESTOWN REFRENCE!?!?!

Rich people are weird. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WATCHED FRANKLIN GROWING UP??

Let's get this over with.

The drawing fr looking like that one drawing meme lmaooo

I hate the fact that I put the book on pause since earlier in the year, gotta try to finish this!

FINALLY!! HOLY SHOOT THAT TOOK FOREVER FOR HER TO CONNECT THOSE DOTS.

Get you a man who could listen to you ramble on taxes and stuff