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I’m losing my mind at the miscommunications and differing ideas about their relationships already. I want to strangle Shane!!

But reading about Ilya wrapped up in a blanket on the Hollanders couch eating cookies and cream ice cream and feeling safe and loved is sending me into a psychosis I LOVE THESE MEN!!!

Most irritating main character I’ve ever read

Ughh lowkey fighting for my life reading this.

Why are you saying your 4 year old is sexy… why are you stalking and harassing a woman that wants nothing to do with you…. God…

God DAMN

Oh! I’m scared!

Yeah we’ll see..

If my new husbands dead wife was partially possessing me and she told me “I think you should go back to therapy” I would personally kill myself and beat the shit out of her.

tried to not read this but I couldn't stop thinking about it so i'm back.

had to google what a "flyover" was... british term for overpass.

Ok here we fucking go

:-/ why are these two gay women obsessed with this musty and dusty and crusty and rude and horrible and ugly and dumb and annoying straight man?! During PRIDE MONTH?!

I’m not gonna flip out about this, but I’m so bothered by the inconsistencies already.

The 3rd book ends in 2007/2008 with the gurl graduating HS. They don’t really text, they IM on their phones and a blackberry was mentioned as kind of the epitome of cell phone technology at that time.

And now they’re talking about FaceTime?? Less than a year after l8r, g8r. FT didn’t exist until 2010… I’m tweaking

Oop I'm hooked, same as when I was 11 and found this at the library!

I am laughing this is so 2010's I was just flashed back to my sophomore dorm considering signing up for CLASSPASS !!

Shep bought a bike… with a BABY SEAT!?

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A character just said.... "merp" I'm scared you guys!!

fighting for my life listening to this book trying to remember who is who and who is who's partner

Ughhhhhhhhh

For research

The Kardashians are like the MARCH SISTERS just LESS CORNY????

Help this is good.

Halle Butler is the funniest author in the entire world I LOVE everything she writes omg

I have 3 days to read this !!

Christ almighty he named his chickens after pop stars… literally just kill me when will this torture end.

:-( I wish Tessa Bailey wrote this

Mmmmmmm I think I know what the gameeeeee isssssss (are they all murderers???)

I'm intrigued but what is the game hello

Ew why is this woman obsessed with her FIL????? This cannot be the game??????

This is

I cannot believe I'm halfway through this WHINY ASS pretentious piece of trash that I am obsessed with and haven't stopped thinking about since I started..

Not Bret admitting him and Debbie NEVER practice safe sex?! Girls….