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I hate men so much 😊 like girl if you don’t just break up with him im irritated

THEY TOOK THE DOG???? HELLO ????

So basically everyone’s a liar, kale u better leave Cel alone, and never thought miscommunication would run a fantasy book like the navy but here we are

Finally something happens that’s major ish to the plot !!! 1) sjm can’t write romance this far sue me 2) Dorian in his own world rn LOL like tf u been up to ? Oh ! The same shit as 10 chapters ago great 3) Kale had me there for a minute then lost me…how u gonna put her in the dungeons omg fuk u 4) if the bff rly did die ima feel bad I feel like she didn’t

🍽️ famished bc sjm got me 1/3 of the way through and NOTHING!!! 🫩

20% in and there is not movement in plot 🙄

My girl nehmeia I never doubted you!!!!! I knew the little drawings u left under my girls bed was to protect her!!!

I been saying that nehemia girl sus asf I KNEW her ass spoke English perfectly !!!! and it looks like the prince ship is sailing ⛵️🫩🙄😔

She got chemistry with all these dudes! Smth abt sjm and writing a character who got stomach issues! And exclamation marks!

Yo😭😭😭 everybody set Alice up so bad!!!! That man said he was gonna loose interest “because I’m me” BYEEE and she hit him with the “I know you” LMAOOOO😭😭😭 everybody telling her she can change the man whore 😔 live Charlie but he doing her so dirty omggg man up!!!

1) wait low-key why is it giving they’re both in a situationship rn LMAO LIKE JUST DATE oh my days 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
2) ong Alice is going 2 fight Percy next time she catches her 😭 that convo had her ass SICK to her stomach !!!!
3) I don’t blame Alice at all!!! lord Charlie 🙏🏼 wish that mans was real

1) Sam and Percy are so parents fr 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
2) Ong Charlie acting like he just learned that if you say someone’s name while ur talking to them it’ll make them like you 😭 saying Alice damn name every other sentence

Alice go one chapter without mentioning how ripped Charlie is go!!! (Impossible)

I’m so serious this is like the equivalent of Violet in Fourth Wing being like I’m so tiny and petite and weak 👉🏼👈🏼🥺

So…their first date spanned what 5 chapters ? But it felt so empty? Like why was it all TELL not show…I’m so confused why she was giving us summaries LMAOOO💀 after ch 9 im lowkey seeing the vision tho…? If only first 8 chapters set it up better! 😅 Makes no sense he’s ten toes so into her already! You had the most surface level convos dear lord 😭

Somebody SPAREEE MEEE why does Abby Jimenez write like someone’s texting, why are they already onna date and it’s chapter 4 🥀🥀

why am I barely on chapter 4 and she’s already compared the main guy to Rhysand three times…👁️👄👁️

Wyn…now u better have some good mf reason for ending an engagement over a PHONE CALL! Harriet get behind me 🤺🤺

Wait guys why am I team Jacks rn 😳🫣😛😋

mind u I was at 42% I read sm 🤏🏼🤏🏼 anyways Donatella girl u need to stand tf up and lock in, I’m mad confused on who to trust 😭

She need to stop talking about colors and this book is giving me trust issues 🧖🏻

New quirk unlocked: using colors to describe your feelings 🧟🧟🧟 panicked vermillion🐺sage colored suspicion 🐒 🎪

Why am I lowk tearing up this book like 😝

Okayyyyy trials 🧟

I’m reading so slow 😟 idk if I like the authors writing or if they’re just a yappatron 🥀

YOOOO WE MAKING PROGRESS 😛🫦 first vampire book 🧛🏼👉🏼👈🏼😏exciting

Chat waittttt like I loveeee Grace she’s my little pookie fr 😩🤞🏼🤞🏼 I stay defending her in my highlights

a whole lot of NOTHING. Are we shocked? No. 😸