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Good god this is the angriest I’ve ever gotten because of words on paper like I actually want to reach through these pages and strange each of those uptight fucks who call themselves justice rulers riiiight fucking idiots

"Your mind tricks don't work on us," King Dimitar sneered.
"Don't they?" Grady narrowed his eyes, and the King dropped Sophie's hand and punched himself in the nose-hard.

Ooooh I’ve got chills

“You’re hopeless, you know that?”
“Not as long as I have you. Fix me, Foster. You’re my only hope”

Eeeeeeek

"I know I crack a lot of jokes, Sophie, but... that's just because it's easier, you know? It's how I deal. But that doesn't mean I don't care. I do. A lot."

😚😚

My girl has found herself an alicorn

“Whatever it was, she snuggled into her pillow feeling so much like family she couldn’t help whispering, “I love you guys,” into the silence.
But her exhausted body fell asleep before she heard their answer.”

No stop I could cry

Okey ts is fkn creepy

Thing being classified is getting tiresome

“It was strange to see him so … deflated. Like he’d wilted in his father’s presence.”

Right

His voice shifted up a few octaves as he fanned the air. “I hope Keefe’s right about Valin liking me. Goys who drool are so cute.”

Tc we have him

"It's an honor to fight by your side, Elisabeth, for however long it lasts. You've reminded me to live. That's worth having something to lose."

“God, Elisabeth, I’ve been doomed since the moment I watched you smack a fiend off my carriage with a crowbar. How could you not tell? Silas had been rolling his eyes at me for weeks.”

“I’m already with you, and it suits me perfectly well. You’re enough for me the way you are, Nathaniel Thorn. I want nothing more”

Oml they’re made for each other

I think I just had a heart attack fainted and a stroke all in the same chapter

“What a lovely cat you are? Are you a boy, or a girl?”
“He’s a boy,” Elizabeth said hastily, when Parsifal appeared to be about to duck his head and check. “His name is—er—it’s” —she gulped— “Sir Fluffington.”
Dangling from Parsifal’s hands, Silas gave her a look of extreme reproach “

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read

“But finally, for the first time in weeks, she was free.”

My girllllll

“Elisabeth?” Nathaniel’s asked, and the sound of her name chased her into the dark.

HE SAID HER FIRST NAME

“Most people grow out of fairy stories. Why did you carry on believing, when the rest of the world did not?”
“What is the point of life if you don’t believe in anything?”

“You’re giving me my own tent?”
“Why, would you prefer to share one? I wouldn’t have expected it of you, Scrivener, but I suppose some species do bite each other as a prelude to courtship.”

🤭🤭

“Im not decent,"
"That's all right, I hardly ever am, myself."

To her dismay, he grinned. "Don't worry," he assured her, smoothing his tousled hair. "Young ladies have seized me in far more compromising locations. I understand the impulse can be overpowering."

😭😭😭

"Perhaps by bonding, we will help each other carry that weight. Help each other to heal."

Oh my I can’t anymore

“What's wrong?"
"Two words as usual this year. Violet. Fucking. Sorrengail. Five-foot-nothing pain in my ass just got herself involved with Sgaeyl's pet.”

Aidihececebekeheccehzaaaaargh

Righttttt these dragons are sketchy as hell

The yearning hits so deep, so hard, that I splay a hand over my chest to try to muffle the ever-present ache.

Ohmygod I just died

Bet he's still pissed I killed his closest friend during the third round of challenges after he broke Soleil's finger. Oops.

We backkkkk 😝😝

"There is a reason. A dragon is no slave." And Dany swept the lash down as hard as she could across the slavers face.

WHY DIDNT THEY DO THIS IN THE SERIEEEEE 😝😝

“When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers, Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt to wake dragons out of stone.”

How can she believe that that is Stannis?

“We... we try most every day, my lady. Sometimes twice or more."

Righttttt that’s his mother she’s speaking to

When is it a Dany chapter 🙄