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SATAN SAYING "I wouldnt have anything that tawdry in the house" ABOUT CABAL'S SOUL IS WILD YEOWCH I WOULD NEVER RECOVER

whenever i think i have it bad i just pick up this book because this motherfucker is always gonna have it worse

reading the ebook so no idea if this is the right page but UHJWRVUUH THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD I LOVE THE WRITING SO MUCH

also can i just say i knew what cornelius ashmole was from the very start. that mf was veryyyyyy obvious

How can a romance be THIS BLAND. chemistry WHERE?? edward and dora's infatuation or whatever the fuck is going on PISSES ME OFF. they have had ONE conversation on screen have absolutely ZERO sparks and to be frank both dora and edward had more chemistry with CORNELIUS than with each other. dora and him actually had conversations and tension. edward and him have history, tension and they woulda been interesting!!!!!!!

I love this book with my entire heart and soul

don’t know if this is the right page but HOLY FUCK MAN. OH MY GOD. HASSAN. YOU POOR BOY.

Billy is so me it's lowkey sad

I realllly hope tolly and amber dont end up having romantic feelings for each other. they’re so perfect as best friends and we need more opposite sex best friends (platonic !!!!) rep in media. DONT make them lovers I beg of you. make them co dependent teenagers. I barely ever see two opposite sex best friends STAY friends without ending up slobbering all over each other and it’s TIRING okay ???

this is why marriage scares me

IM FUCKING SOBBING

the references to the carnival in the first book make me unreasonably happy for literally no reason

HORST!!!!!!!

I hate to say it but this is getting kind of boring.......

BRING BACK HORST.

ok guys shut up this is the best part of the entire book

HE HAD A WIFE ??????

oooh I see.......Leonie and Johannes are gonna be a Thing aren't they. God I'm slow

also johannes backstory when????????

this is immediately better than the first book. would be even more amazing if we could bring Horst back right about now

you can pry complex doomed sibling relationships from my cold dead hands

Haven't even reached the 100 mark yet but this may as well be the peakest thing I've read this entire year so far

I don’t think anybody in this book (especially the goddamn SCIENTIST??) is asking any questions about Garbage Man. you know. the man made out of LITERAL GARBAGE.

the scene where lily and her mom argue made me cringe so bad help

also im telling you peter match is evil. istg he showed Adriana the manifesto on purpose it all makes sense trust me guys!!!

lily is PISSING ME OFF.

definitely a lot more boring than the oracle year but I’ll be damned if I have four dnfs in the same month so I’ll power through