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IM SO CONFUZZLED IS MAX SAMANTHA?? IN SOME WEIRD WAY?? Cuz if max is sams bunny then that means she created him, that means she poured a little of herself into him. maybe that was why the bunnies that the Bunnies made were deformed because they weren’t as real as Samantha I guess??

I LOVE AVA AND SMACKIE SO MUCH THIS BOOK IS SO COOL WOWZERS

who would’ve known my school library would have this

This is so confuzzling

I actually liked kostia and mila for a while but I change my mind……….go back to yearning I don’t like this anymore

this book is so good wowzers

Nevermind false alarm chuck is fine I think

WHAT THE HELL CHUCK NOOOOOOOO

No I’m actually so mad at myself rn it’s obscene I physically cannot read this right now

I spoiled it for myself. 183 pages in and I spoiled it for myself. what if I die. what if I kill myself right now. I WAS ENJOYING THE BOOK SM AND I HAD TO SPOIL IT FUCK MY LIFEEEEE (I was right tho)

wowzers Chuck youre quite the philosopher i love you already. I hope nothing bad happens to you and you die horribly

shes gonna run away OBVIOUSLY you bag of pork scratchings

huge fan of when the book touches on desi marriages. not so much of a fan about the fact that nobody in this book talks like a real person

I hate all the men in this story. Yes even Hasan I hate him

Jesus Christ Leopold you are a loser. I think I’m gonna like this book!

I’m doomed to read books that are boring as shit I guess

I’m sorry I hate this book so much and being sick is not helping. I’m going to have to lie to my friends mom and say I loved it cuz she recommended it to me and now I just feel bad. Also idk if she recommended it to me cuz my friend told her I like murder mysteries (I don’t anymore) or because I’m brown

also KAUSAR. I know her tragic back story is that awww her son died awww 😢 WHEN YOU TALK AND WRITE ABOUT IT LIKE THAT I DONT GIVE A FUCK. ITS SO HARD TO BE SYMPATHETIC WITH YOU KAUSAR BUT IM TRYING. also im really bothered by how the book brought up that she had four kids early on but THEN there’s literally only three? and she said she had 12 grandkids BUT SHE HAS THREE. TF MAKE UP YOUR MIND KAUSAR

idk what page I’m on and idk if I’m just a hater this year but I hate this book SO FREAKING MUCH. can ANYBODY talk like a normal person instead of cringey ass lines. STOP talking like you’re in a cozy murder mystery and I KNOW that’s what this is but they all feel like npcs and I HATE IT. this book gaslit me into thinking all the books I’ve read were that bad. but then I picked up the outsiders

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WAIT I WAS RIGHT?????

nevermind I retract my previous statement it made no sense at all

ok I know basically all my predictions have been wrong so far other but hear me out. (SPOILER!) Carter isn’t actually sherry’s daughter?? it just makes sense

OH MY GODDD
SO YORDAN MUST HAVE RELEASED HER THEN????

no no no HEAR ME OUT. charlie kidnapped rachel cuz he found out she was having an affair, kept her in a basement until the doc people showed up and he needed the money for pat so THEN. he let her out. THINK ABOUT IT

ok jeff has been cleared. CHARLIE DID IT

damn girl calm down. I know you have mommy issues but jesus what did this guy do to you

I know this won’t happen but I want bel to be totally wrong about everything and feel horrible about it