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Oh my gosh there is so much drama? I-

She stole a broke into a house because of blackmail, delivered the stolen stuff to the person blackmailing her, struck a deal with some computer nerd, deleted all of the data used to blackmail her and now she’s returning the stolen goods? All within like… one or two days? Jesus! Djdjdjfjd

THEY WENT ON THEIR FIRST DATE AAAAAAAAAA CUTE

Jesus Christ, the spice in this? Fucking hell! It’s iconic, they’re slaying! That’s all I’m gonna say!

Jules is such a queen, I love her already! I think she might become my favourite fmc out of the four! Like she literally disarmed a dude with a gun because he tried to steal her phone in the first 30 pages, such an icon! Josh is okay I suppose, I’m sure that he’ll grow on me! Let’s hope that he isn’t like Alex

Also, their hatred to each other is amazing, I can’t wait to read more! dkdkdkdk

Oh my god… Rhys and Bridget are popping off, damn! Tell me why these two are having sex every chance they get?! I’m not kidding, they literally take every opportunity! It’s insane!

Also, Andreas is a bitch and I want him to burn alongside of Alex <3

THEY KISSED! Well… they did more than just kiss, BUT OH MY GOSH THEY KISSED! THE TENSION IS AMAZING, RHYS IS HOT AND ALL-IN-ALL THIS BOOK IS FUCKING GREAT!!!!!

I already love the vibes between Bridget and Rhys! I can’t wait to see how their story unfolds!!

Also, Alex was mentioned… ew. There should be a Trigger Warning for his existence in books! 💛

I. Love. This. Book!

There have been so many cute and wholesome moments between Milo and Gideon! But oh boy are there plenty of not-so-wholesome moments as well!

Their constant banter / flirting is absolutely adorable, and seeing Gideon just accept everything about Milo without judging him is very comforting to read!

Plus, Gideon is so fucking hot! The same goes for Milo honestly! They’re a perfect “couple”

WHAT IS THIS FIRST PAGE?! KESKDKSKDKSKDKD
ICONIC AAAAAAAAAAA!

It literally starts with the line “Porn is confusing” and then proceeds to talk shit about porn as Milo is… doing stuff djfmsmdmdkdmdmd

This book is sooo good so far!
I absolutely adore the way that D&D is being portrayed by having Riley fall in love with it the second she starts playing! So relatable! And the way that she’s slowly improving her relationship with her father is amazing to see!

Sophia is such a pick-me though! She should be banned from the table, bye girl.

Also, Nathan is so cute around her! #shipped
I can’t wait to read more! <3

Bella is so annoying, I can’t read this.
-puts it back on the shelf-

In the first ten pages she already managed to insult everything and everyone that she knows. Like why is so edgy / “not like other girls” and negative.

She needs someone to tell her to stop whatever she’s doing, not a glittery vampire asking her if she’s worried about his diet, And that her scent is overwhelming.

But... #TeamEdward <3

Ohhh here we go!
Let’s see what kind of shenanigans Celaena will get herself into this book! Let’s hope it’s not as traumatising as The Assassin’s Blade! <3

What. The. Fuck. Sarah?! This is not okay. I am going to continue crying.



He.. he’s gone? They finally got together and now he’s gone? Dead? Shred to pieces, eyes ripped out, his body defiled? And then they used his death to lure her into a trap…

They better bring him back somehow, otherwise I will throw hands!

Arobynn deserves death, he is such a fucking cunt! He did EVERYTHING to make her suffer.

THEY KISSED, THEY FINALLY KISSED! <3
THEY CONFESSED THEIR FEELINGS! <3


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The sheet music he got her? The spidersilk in his suit? Paying off his debt? Plus, they’re living together now? So adorable!

The sad moments though…
like, she almost died? Excuse me? She got tricked into helping with a slave trading mission?! FUCK AROBYNN!

Also, justice for Lysandra & Doneval, they were done dirty by everyone.

WHY MUST YOU RIP MY HEART OUT AND TEAR IT TO PIECES?!


- What happened to Sam?
The detailed scene of Celaena getting beat up as Sam had to watch? Heart shattering! I think that that was Sam’s punishment though, to witness her getting hurt like that without being able to do anything about it. Also, when will they start dating?

- What’s going to happen to Ansel?!
She killed Mikhail, I hope she redeems herself.

Okay so I just finished the second story, and I swear to god, Sarah is out to get us!! She is trying to rip out our hearts, and make us bawl our eyes out! It’s very saddening but also good to see women teaching each other how to protect themselves from men. Those mercenaries were cunts and I’m glad that Yrene beat one up! And the giving of gold? Adorable! I can’t wait to see Yrene Towers return! And the brooch!

Here we go! We’re starting the Throne of Glass series!!

I’m just going to say that I just finished the first little story in this book and EXCUSE ME?! Sarah, why would you make us go through the grief of thinking that Sam has died after making us like him?! ARE YOU GOOD?! Anyways, it made me throw my book through the garden so I had to go looking for it! Yaaaay! Let’s get started with the new story! <3