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naomi solace you are everything i could've dreamed for and more.
also: "homer wrote a book about it." "i'd like to avoid that scenario, and also not have a book written about us." is very funny and self aware

hades gets the award for best godly parent year after year im afraid and really we love to see it

NAOMI SOLACE!!!! FINALLY!!!! NAOMI SOLACE MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 the next chapter is about nico being emo or whatever again so i stopped because i am frankly too excited about having met will's mom to care about nico's situation at the moment

"'Uh-huh,' said Hiccup cautiously. He wasn't very interested in stories about Love." yeah he's so me actually

i can only aspire to one day also be "cooler than a cat twirling his whiskers on a freshly frozen iceberg." a person can dream. also why is hiccup 11???? i cannot believe this many things have happened to this boy in one (1) year since the start of the series. give this child a break!!!

WILL MY GOAT!!!!!!!!
(also love the reference to the "wow apollo's hot" "he's the sun god" "that's not what i meant" lol)

why will solace keeps bringing up blueberry muffins is beyond me but im happy for him

will solace's chai latte + blueberry muffin order has inspired me to go get myself a chai latte...if will solace told you to jump off a cliff would you? (well yes!)

1. nico always being lightheaded and barely able to stand and needing kitkats to feel better after shadowtravel really resonates with me and my probably-pots
2. it's sooo funny to see mr. d love nico & will like he's really just meaner in pjo because he hates percy specifically and that's kinda beautiful
3. i am beginning to suspect there are zero (0) will pov chapters in this one and im livid LMAOOO

i forgot to update my progress yesterday lol

jesus christ man

"but most people say that there's no such place as america. most people say that it's an imaginary land that only crackpot weirdos believe in" lmaoo

NOOOOOOOOO THE ONE THING I HOPED WOULDN'T HAPPEN HAPPENED :(((( i should have expected this from you, stephen

yeah there are tears in my eyes goodness gracious

this guy kinda played two old cat over the garden wall style lol. he was like "hey sooo i need your cat for a sec but i will then return her ok?" and then just straight up took her home and kept her. you kinda have to respect it

also

"What I am is the Indian who can't die. I'm the worst dream America ever had" is insane. like that's so good

i read this hours ago whoops lol