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i love (not) how these romance books always talk about how something was instigated without fmc’s consent and then try to convince me that actually it’s fine guys. come off it.

*unnamed pale boy in diagon alley*

me: that must be malfoy

*unnamed pale boy mentions about his father*

me: DEFINITELY malfoy

also jk rowling please start stating who is speaking instead of having five lines of dialogue with no indication as to who is talking.

god it really reads like a wattpad fanfic caricature of harry potter written by a twelve year old sorry. HOW DID JK ROWLING GET A PUBLISHER WHEN SHE WRITES LIKE THIS WHENEVER SOMEONE IS SHOUTING???

thomas needs to quit yapping on about teresa bc i couldn’t care less to be so honest they have much bigger problems

need to know if this still holds up or if i was just schizo in lockdown

just picked this up again for the first time in six months. zero recollection of what is going on but mmc and fmc are in no contact and now have to share a bed IM SEATED.