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Girl, are you intentionally trying to fail your class?!

Except she’s a MINOR… and so are you, Lilly!

“You claim you didn’t like Josh Richter, either, but you certainly acted like you did.”

Okay, what an a**hole thing to say.

YIKES.

Yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes—

At least be grateful you aren’t staying in a roach motel, Grandmère!

STOP.

She IS 16 years old—which is why her and Michael’s relationship is ILLEGAL.

Mia, please stop.

What do you mean “practicing with the shower head?!” STOP.

Tina, please, that is so NOT romantic!

You’re not maturing; you’ve been groomed.

Excuse me—FLAVORED condoms? What the h*ll?

You HAVE gone mental, Mia. But it’s not you fault; you’ve been emotionally manipulated by your boyfriend (who is way too old to be dating you).

Good gravy, how was this appropriate for teens?

Well, thank you, Captain Obvious…

Girl, you’re suffering from that, too!

Poor Mia. She has zero adults in her life who are actually good role models.

“Only why would my own grandmother be encouraging me to give away my Precious Gift when I am still just a teen?” I’m asking myself the same question. 🙄

You’ve gotta be kidding me.

Hold up, is Grandmère actually ENCOURAGING this behavior? Mia’s a KID.

For Christ’s sake, Mia, stop talking about smelling Michael’s neck!

All because she doesn’t want to run for president? Lilly, you need to chill the hell out.

Dude, she’s 16–back all the way off.

I heard this is the worst one out of the entire series. Lord help me God.

Shout out to The Suite Life of Zack and Cody for that throwback!

What could possibly go wrong?