Allison Pfohl > Recent Status Updates

Finally something is happening!!!! I really cant stand how low Charlie's survival instincts are though. Homegirl has the instincts of a rock.

I am afraid that Birdies job that she's being very elusive about is going to be terribly terribly underwhelming

This definitely has me hooked. Im dying to know what happens next

Very suspicious of Reese's brother. A little too convenient that he had a stuffy nose and needed Benadryl (which is known to knock you out) suddenly and now no sign of it 👀

Lol wait is Camile going to have thee aha moment and kill Will?

Please GOD never ever in my life let me get a dr as stupid as Sadie.

Ah. Yes. Perhaps unreliable narrator and personality disorder? Explains the nonchalant mention of meds, the disoriented state of mind, familiarity of the house next door despite someone else living there, lapses of memory and it being messed up moments she isnt remembering. I bet "mouse" murdered her fake mom OR is just thrilled Sadie's alter ego did the job for her lol

Sadie is the stupidest smart person. Wow. Also since when has she been taking medication?? I dont think its been mentioned a single time and now we are just supposed to not notice WILL handed them to her? Lol ok miss space case cant keep track of her day but as a .medical professional she didn't notice? Lol ok

Lol oooh I think i see where this is going. "Evil green monster" ok i see you lol something tells me the elderly neighbor mistook "the dr lady" for her husband's mistress and her husband's obsessive mistress had followed Sadie and will to their new home, and is back to taking out the competition mr will flirts with. Something tells me he got too close to the neighbor lady and his mistress caught him again lol

This how we met story is so bad. I had to listen twice to make sure we were even talking about her husband and not a random "chad" *insert headache inducing eye rolls* the entire meeting is like oh we are STILL yammering on about the car going by? And his hand? Oh okay. Sigh.

Just kidding. But my goodness.

Ope. Now im suspish of the therapist. "Only you and me know" okay then that makes it pretty clear what is inferred there.

Im not sure if Charlotte is spot on with her instincts or if she really is just that insufferable.

The lower ratings on this have me very curious if this is much ado about nothing at all and just inside the mind of a paranoid lady with no actual mystery. Im scared to read the reviews in case it skews my impression of this lol

If gross Ryan is the hero im going to lose it

Haaaahahaha Christian is for sure headed straight to Dumb Criminals