Allison Pfohl > Recent Status Updates

If gross Ryan is the hero im going to lose it

Haaaahahaha Christian is for sure headed straight to Dumb Criminals

Lol the freaking earring. I knew it.

Ugh. I bet Ryan is who sent her the flowers. Barf. Sir, she is married and not interested?????

Ewe why is coworker Ryan being so nosey? "I cant believe you didnt tell me what was going on!" Really, Ryan, really? Im self employed but ive had coworkers i like before and bet your a** I didnt tell them my VERY personal business, either. "Plz dont be mad at me" Nina. stop. You dont owe your coworker an explination. Full stop.
Gross. I hate 50% of the characters at this point, including Nina, honestly.

If all these "patient shot by her husband" references aren't actually foreshadowing I'll be so disappointed. I thought I was accidently re-reading earlier in the book again when she had nearly the same exact inner dialog about the patient with the gunshot wound that ended up being fatal and this is the THIRD mention thus far. Repetitive drinking bingo, anyone? A shot for every time Nina brings this up?! 🤣

Im worried Jakeson might be dead for real.

HE TOLD HIS WIFE EITHER STOP SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR VISION IMPARED MOTHER THAT YOU LOVE AND DONT MIND HELPING OUT AND DONT MIND DRIVING TO DR APPOINTMENTS FOR A fkng GENETIC DISEASE SHE WILL ALSO LIKELY SUFFER FROM SOME DAY or it's over. Wow. Jakeson is a real turd.

Im 31% in and I'm very suspicious of Jakeson... (iykyk) and Im not sure if Christian and Lily are couple goals or absolutely idiots who end up on Dumb Criminals.
Also suspish about Lily's character....I've noticed a lot of emphasis on the sweetness of her character and Im not sure I buy it 👀