Natalie Krueger > Recent Status Updates

I just remembered a headcanon that seven-year-old me came up with: basically instead of killing people, “avada kedavara” was secretly transporting them to an underground hideout. And then one day like a decade later, Harry’s parents and friends escaped and showed up on his door and they had a big family reunion 🥳

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You had delusional and then you had ME 😭

I love that ruby checks apologizing to James off her checklist
She’s so real 😭

So I’m listening to it in English and following along in German 👌👌

OH MY GOD SHE DID NOT THIS MOM IS SUCHHHHH A B*TCH 😱

“I was going to check on you.”
“You do that a lot.”
I didn’t know what to say to this.
“I was going to check on you,” she said.

🩵🩵🩷🩷❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

The best feeling ever is being in the middle of a book and just KNOWING you’re going to rate it 5 stars 🤩

“You think I listen to hundreds of hours of Hamilton just to confuse you?”
I SCREAMED 😍😍😍😍😍💍💍💍💍

Are they seriously co-parenting a puppy? 🐶

Dw im so here for it

Brooooo I love olivia’s new single so much 😍😍🥰🥹 the queen is back 👑🎶

EEK AND HES A READER 😍😍

Oh my goddddd he grabbed her tissues 🤧🥹that’s it I’m in love

“dreiköpfigen Hund” 🤭

I feel so accomplished, I got my sister obsessed with

The whole quidditch scene was so fun to read

Voldemort: directs his wand at Molly Weasley
Harry: PROTEGO
Voldemort: what 🧐
Harry: *pulls of invisibility cloak*
Everyone: 😱😍🥳😭🤯

Me: *screams and dances around the room*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

People say Ronmione doesn’t work but then explain to me how Ron repeats the Five Exception’s to the Gamp’s Law of Elementary Transfiguration and everyone is shocked and Hermione is sooooo proud like they make each other better 🥹🥹

IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS, I LOVE ALBUS DUMBLEDORE 💔

Voldemort having a tantrum cause he realizes he WAYYYYYY underestimated these three 17-year-old kids 🤭🤭👏👏

I got married in english

Sorry I have to update.
“He can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to”

I SNORTED OUT LOUD

Potterwatch is my favorite thing ever 😍😍 like ever 📻

WTH harry potter it’s your fault I say “disorientated” instead of “disoriented” 😡 have I read these books so much that I’m like an honorary brit now?

Can we acknowledge how sad james’s death is? Like dude opens the door with no wand and just drops 😭 like is this a cruel joke

Title drop 🤗

WTH Y’ALL?!
You’re telling me I get HBO harry potter AND percy jackson THIS CHRISTMAS??? 🎄😱
Like this is literally 10-year-old-me’s dream

So hazel’s hands ended up in james’s and then aphrodite was like, “that was me cause hazel’s hands were cold 😉” like bro is such an helicopter mom but she makes me laugh

Yes I am reading this at an airport at 3am
If anyone asks why my backpack is so heavy it’s because I have three books, no shame!! 😛

I am not ok. My heart 💔

So my day has consisted of reading the seven husbands of evelyn hugo and listening to folklore ☺️📚🎶
And I’ve been ranting about how incredible the storytelling is in both
AND THEN I REALIZED BOTH WRITERS ARE NAMED TAYLOR 🤯