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wait this is so lesbian

genuinely love how resilient floralinda has been despite almost being mauled to death by venomous goblins numerous times. the bitchass fairy "cobweb" can kill herself tho

just read like 15 pages of a guy typing out VERY in-depth his gay vore sex slave fantasy. right before accidentally sending that email to all his colleagues and friends and family. okay

genuinely disgusted wtf

this guy is so annoying low-key but I still pity him. its pathetic

why is this dude jacking off to the idea of faux incestuous sex with the women who reject him ... what.

gonna finish this before April TRUST

almost .... done .... just .... have to ..... power through .....

dawg how fucking long is this book I feel like I've been reading for a month

" "You did a thing," she said in a tone that highly suggested what I'd done was both naughty and delicious. "

erghhh something about this line gives me a horrendous ick

i wish there was a way to like "tweet" stuff out with no particular book or topic attached. if u see my typing random shit in status you'll know why.

I don't wanna read this anymore I fucking hate it sm. buf I also hate having dnf books.

“He’s beautiful.”

juliette go one page without getting attracted to a random guy challenge GO!

ohhh this book is gonna make me cry. I don't know if my heart can bear this much tragedy ...... its astonishing how well gaita captures the complex and multifaceted personalities of these people. they feel so human and I can sympathise with even the worst decisions.

“I am a whisper that never was.”

girl this means nothing and you know that. just saying shit istg

oh adam just happens to be one of those evil military men? uh huh? such a shocking betrayal, so then why do i just not give a fuck? maybe because his character has been so incredibly boring and the interactions between him and juliette are tedious to read?

”I hope they kill me soon.”

girl me too.

"Maybe I want to touch you."

DAWGGG I know this is supposed to be like am emotional turning point or wtv but if someone said that to me I would run as fast as possible in the opposite direction.

““You don’t know me.” My voice is even, flat; my limbs numb, amputated.”

eughh idk something about that just rubs me the wrong way ?? girl you couldve just said motionless, unmoving, even paralysed would fit better. amputated ????

"the steel of his arms around my body severs all ties to tension in my limbs"

does that not come off as violent instead of comforting. am I insane.

“I wish I could stuff my mouth full of raindrops and fill my pockets full of snow.”

another terrible … simile ??? i dont even know what this is or what its trying to convey