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I’m so happy he didn’t marry Laoghaire like the show 😭 also I LOVE JAIMIE he’s so cute. OG yearner for the year 1700’s but shoutout to Claire for going back in time after being a part for 20 years

Okay I’m gonna give the benefit of the doubt to SJM cause why was this so short? The ending girl like what in the cliff hanger. Um the next books better be 1000 pages long cause ik this book was like 10% of the whole storyline. Also I GIGGLED when Lucien walked into Elains room

Bryaxis can go to hell

Giggling cause I read “Feyre darling” again HEHEHEHEHHEE AHHH RHYSAND

Sarah j Maas did her thing again! Like the first 2 books were so boring but they all added up to this book and EVERYTHING FINALLY MAKES SENSE. It was so good the way Bryce used the death mask from nesta to kill the asteri like omg. Fuck the asteri fr fr. Also the backstory of Bryce’s starlight, insane. Hunt and Bryce are cute or whatever as well as Ruhr and lidia. Bryce is still last on my list of SJM fmc

Hehe Rhys and azriel. Also RIP Lidia

Man idc about Lord John’s brother and Minnie’s story. I miss Jamie Fraser

Okay so like it bothered me that she was 19 and he was 38 and she was his sons gf 💀 but the imagination is a powerful thing so it was me and Jon Bernthal 😛 anyways shit was weird but ig the spicy scenes were good

YESSSS RHYSANDDDDD
Other than that this book is okay. Like I don’t get why Bryce is still sad about her fake ass friend Danika. Also get it that they’re trying to change their “government” or if the Asteri but damn Ik I have to read the third book but ughhhh. First half, didn’t know what was going on but then after they found out the asteri is full of shit, that’s when it got good.

Wtf is happening? Damn I could care less for hunt and Bryce. There’s too much fucking happening

Ugh poor Eddard but so good. Also hbo did gets a 10/10 for how much they really included in the book

Yo Catelyn is such a fucking bitch 😭 also Littlefinger is so much more conniving than the show so far

Bro everyone in this book pissed me off. I get elm and ione falling in love but that was the main point of the whole book other than Elspeth being free from the nightmare. Ass.

Ass

I AM UNWELL
“The pain of losing something precious, whether earthly happiness or material wealth can be forgotten over time. But our missed opportunities never leave us. And every time they come back to haunt us, we ache or perhaps what haunts us is that nagging thought that things might’ve turned out differently. Because without that thought we would put it down to fate and accept it.”

Pt.3
Dunk and Egg are heading to The Wall before they meet John the Fiddler. Egg goes missing in a sept but reveals his identity which saves him. John ends up being a rebellious leader called Daemon II Blackfyre. A royal army comes and dismantles the rebellion.

Honestly wtf how is this it? 3 separate stories into 1 book. And yet it’s still not done? Like what else do they do?

Pt.2
After the tourney, Dunk and Egg serve a knight, Ser Eustace Osgrey who happened to be a Targaryen loyalist. Dunk duels a dude for putting up a dam to stop a stream from coming down. Dunk wins by drowning Ser Lucas. Also Dunk is infatuated with Lady Rohanne (the red widow). And he got sad she married someone else and took a chunk of her red hair so he can remember her.

Pt.1
Ser Dunk The Tall has Egg as a squire. Turns out to be Aegon Targaryen. To prove Dunk is a night, he has to go through the Trial of the Seven. So 6 other nights fight alongside him, one of those is Prince Maekar Targaryen. During the battle Maekar throws a brutal blow to his brother (on the opposing side) Prince Baelor.

MY POOR BOY FERGUS
Fuck jack Randall, DAYUM. Like he really is the fucking worst. And Claire said he’s a gentleman for keeping his words. GIRL STAND UP JUST CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE FRANK DOESNT MEAN HE IS, ESPECIALLY AFTER EVERYTHING HE DID WOTH JAMIE AND FERGUS

Oh how I’ve missed my favorite Scot.
"If it was a sin for you to choose me ...then I would go to the Devil himself and bless him for tempting ye to it”
Oh and my other favorite quote so far
“What do ye mean you waxed your honeypot! ” 😭😭😭

Okay his love confession is kinda nice HOWEVER I really got so annoyed throughout the whole thing because they would constantly remind each other that Kai is a single dad and she is a world renowned chef. Like we get it. Also her calling him daddy 🤢

Bro idk if I like Kai and millers story so far

I feel like I’m reading a textbook 😭 how did George rr Martin create all this in his head. He is a god.

Indy is so fucking funny

Forced proximity 😏

So like she’s going to fall back in love with her fiancé?

Okay Diana with all that power purrr

Fuck you Travis
Justice for archer

Do I need to start running in rich neighborhoods? Yes