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Pt.2
After the tourney, Dunk and Egg serve a knight, Ser Eustace Osgrey who happened to be a Targaryen loyalist. Dunk duels a dude for putting up a dam to stop a stream from coming down. Dunk wins by drowning Ser Lucas. Also Dunk is infatuated with Lady Rohanne (the red widow). And he got sad she married someone else and took a chunk of her red hair so he can remember her.

Pt.1
Ser Dunk The Tall has Egg as a squire. Turns out to be Aegon Targaryen. To prove Dunk is a night, he has to go through the Trial of the Seven. So 6 other nights fight alongside him, one of those is Prince Maekar Targaryen. During the battle Maekar throws a brutal blow to his brother (on the opposing side) Prince Baelor.

MY POOR BOY FERGUS
Fuck jack Randall, DAYUM. Like he really is the fucking worst. And Claire said he’s a gentleman for keeping his words. GIRL STAND UP JUST CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE FRANK DOESNT MEAN HE IS, ESPECIALLY AFTER EVERYTHING HE DID WOTH JAMIE AND FERGUS

Oh how I’ve missed my favorite Scot.
"If it was a sin for you to choose me ...then I would go to the Devil himself and bless him for tempting ye to it”
Oh and my other favorite quote so far
“What do ye mean you waxed your honeypot! ” 😭😭😭

Okay his love confession is kinda nice HOWEVER I really got so annoyed throughout the whole thing because they would constantly remind each other that Kai is a single dad and she is a world renowned chef. Like we get it. Also her calling him daddy 🤢

Bro idk if I like Kai and millers story so far

I feel like I’m reading a textbook 😭 how did George rr Martin create all this in his head. He is a god.

Indy is so fucking funny

Forced proximity 😏

So like she’s going to fall back in love with her fiancé?

Okay Diana with all that power purrr

Fuck you Travis
Justice for archer

Do I need to start running in rich neighborhoods? Yes

Nothing is happening…

Helena…miss gurl please you’re pissing me off. Here you have a man that is obsessed with you and loves you and you’re choosing people over him that don’t even give a rats ass about you…okay. Also poor Kaine

Ummmm

All I can say so far is huh? Damn damn double damn and more damn

Giggling and kicking my feet by how infatuated he is with her

Love the floreck brothers

LET ME BE YOU OSHA KINGFISHER
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

Why archer bruh

I would rather die ( I probably would) than live in Zelvaran

HEHEHEHE KINGFISHER

The feeders are terrifying like I get the heebie jeebies

Ughhh he says all the right things

Bye… lucian is hot

Hehehe lucian

I already know I’m gonna like this book over the others cause they were childhood friends