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Okay, I'm hooked and ready for the anime.

I fear I am too dumb to understand what once was a children's book. Maybe I too have lost my imagination like Lyra.

This might get a high rating solely because it made me laugh so hard that I cried. Congratulations, dark romance girlies. You win.

I need bleach for my eyes. What did I just read.

🤣 as much as I hate romance and am rolling my eyes and dry heaving every few pages, I can help but think "yeah, I can fix him".

What am I doing to myself...... I expect this to be a very uncomfortable ride.

What. The. Fuck. Buehlman?

I will now be listening to only Berserk music while I finish this book because what in the nine realms is happening here?

This is doing such a good job at making me feel uneasy. Even when they're just sitting down to eat. I think I've read too much Berserk.

>Steel for humans, silver for monsters.... ⚔️

"People... like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves."

Ulan Dhor is single handedly saving these short stories lmao

🤣 Not the main character saying the girl would be prettier if she was amicable. I love dated books.

I'm not paying attention anymore, am I? Wish I liked this.

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This is still pretty bad. Their interactions make me cringe. I was told the romance was in the background and not in your face. That was a lie lol close to dnf.

Ravyn is boring and doesn't even make a good edge lord.