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This book is kinda boring but “Isbitch” is hilarious.

The pacing of this book is so much faster than that first one and I’m not mad at it. It’s almost like this book is the reverse of the first.

“To all the depressed MonsterFuckers out there,
This book is for you.
Sometimes we just need a big, bad monster to come along and remind us that life is worth living. It helps when they are scary enough to chase away our nightmares and naughty enough to tease us with their cock.”

Me and my antidepressants thank Opal for her service 🙏🏾

This book is ridiculous. What do you mean the solution to the problem is for the FMC to smash the 3 MMC at the same time.

Anyways imma keep reading it.

Idk how I got here from ACOTAR but I’m not mad at it 😮‍💨.

“Nigga, get over here” — Harriet Tubman, is WILDDDD

Thinking about asking a man to go half on a baby is crazy 😂

I’m going to have to take a break on this book and start something else. It’s like the author is trying to win some competition of having the most brand and celebrity name drops in a book. Like how he manage to bring up AOL?!?!

It’s kind of slow for me 😕

The amount of emotions I’ve gone through for the main character is crazy.

I’m not ovulating YOU’RE ovulating

Everybody corny lol.

Yes ma’am

Okay I’m dumb because I just realized this is a YA novel and that’s why everything feels so juvenile to me 🤦🏽‍♀️. Like I have more chemistry with a bag of chips than these two main characters have with each other. I’m going to finish the book but won’t continue with the series.

I got this book on Libby as a skip the line loan so I gotta speed read it in a week. This may just be because I’m reading it fast but I feel like the only intelligent character in this book is Verity lol. I’m astonished the FMC has made it two years without being caught, and the MMC doesn’t seem much better. The plot is interesting so I’m going to finish, but I need these characters to be smarter lol.

I still am not sure what the plot is or where it’s going (no fault of the author/reader error) but what I do know is that this book got h😮‍💨rnier

This is my first book by this author (I have some of her other ones on my tbr list) and my WORD is this book h🙆🏽‍♀️rnyyyyyy. Don’t ask me the plot, character’s names, nothing because idk. But I do know the tension and slow burn is chefs kiss.

I’m trying to understand how I’m 20% done with this book and have literally no idea what is happening. The story has gone no where and there’s all these random side stories that don’t lead to anything. It’s a short book so I’m going to finish it, but I’m bored. 🥱