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“My brothers and I would hide behind here and listen to all the locals confessing their sins.”
“Ah, so you’ve always been a nosy shit,”

“This morning, he
told me how he left you on the yacht like that, so I dropped a laxative in his tea. He didn’t drink it, but I’ll try again tomorrow.”
HAAHHAHAHAHA

I frisbee the half-eaten toast at him.

BRO

“How did you grovel?”
He looks up at me lazily. “I killed her seventy-year-old fiancé with a bullet to the head. What did I need to grovel for?”
Rory hums her approval.

“Black.”
They narrow. “What?”
“That’s the color I want my Birkin.” I pause. “The first one.”
Then I slam my broken door shut.

Okay I can appreciate that she isn’t the forgive and forget type

He lunges over, grabs my burger, and frisbees it into the sink.

What’s up with the men in these books frisbeeing burgers?

“I don’t do this,” she blurts out, clambering to her feet.
“Do what?”
“Men.”
“I don’t do men either.”
LOL

Bruh he did not 😭

“You’re eating.”
He inches down the window and frisbees the burger into the night.

This book is actually a fever dream 😭😭😭 there’s no way bro just did that to his food

“What do you eat then? The blood of forty virgins for breakfast or something?”
He grins. “Or something.”

I’m either sleep deprived or she’s hilarious

“You’re coming in?”
“No, I’ll just sit here and play with my balls.”
HELLO??? IM CRYING WHY DID HE JUST CASUALLY REPLY WITH THAT 😭😭😭😭

“These seats are Nappa leather.”
“And my sweater is cotton.”
“What?”
“Thought we were naming fabrics no one gives a shit about.”

She’s so funny I can’t

“I love you, little sister,” he says softly.
“I love you, big brother,” I say back, clutching him tighter.
He pulls back, cupping my chin in his hand as our eyes meet.
“Now go kill them all while I burn the town to the ground.”

I love them!!!

Logan really pmo in that last chapter, very insensitive of him to do that after he knows everything she’s been through…dick!

‘She has no idea at how sick the world is.‘
Oh babe, you have no idea how much she knows.

“Cool Star Wars T-shirt, what's your favourite film?"
"The force awakens." I expressed, "unpopular opinion I know."

I knew I loved Kat. I won’t take any sequel hate!

"Next time."
There was no next time, there was no time at all actually, because she would be dead by then and I would have never learned how to be gentle with myself.
Sobbing 😭

I like to believe that girls like me are born with this sense of dread in the pits of our stomachs, we brew resentment in our livers and spend the rest of our lives bleeding our hearts out trying our best not to look like a living crime scene.

His Scottish accent omg 😫😫😫

‘if Sailor was blue then Sora was bright yellow, a complimentary colour to him on the vast colour wheel of life.’

My baby 🥹

Ugh it’s beautiful

Girls like Khadeeja weren't like girls like me, born with dread in the pits of our stomachs, ghosts of resentment haunted our livers, with shadows behind our witchy eyes, we were the girls with false gods and idols.

And for a long time, that was the truth. However, that wasn't the case for much longer. Someone else was to fall casualty to loving me, and in turn,
they would never be the same again. Sometimes what you love the most just might be the thing that...
Ruins you.

Her writing is so yummy

It’s been a long time since I read this

Lila gets so much grief at this point in the book and it’s completely unfair. Poor girl was dragged to the underworld after watching her ex-boyfriend be murdered. She was then forced to watch as both her boyfriend and his brother (her close friend) forgot she existed and were more interested in fighting eachother than helping her as she was dragged away to be tortured which was horrific and traumatic?? hello??

Shit I forgot she opened the box this early

OKAY WE’RE GETTING TO THE GOOD PART NOW