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Can I get an ad blocker for these dumbass alerts old mate keeps getting? NO PLEASE✋ it’s interrupting my programs

You’ll have to pry my “mon Dieu!” vocal stim from
my cold dead hands.

Also, war is fucked.

This book is so stupid. How fun!

Ever get that horrible feeling where you might need to talk to an American (period)

to understand whether everyone suddenly having guns is a plot hole or just shit Americans do in their spare time?

Buckle up ladies, gentlemen and friends outside of the binary, we’re off on another V.E. Schwab adventure! 🧑‍🩰

Yuuuuuuuup I like this book 🕺🏼

I’m measuring the timeline of this book as BRTD (before right to disconnect) because damn, even the news cycle takes a break 🫩

Robbie Arnott knows his way around IMAGERY. Also humans suck but we already knew that anyway

Self-aggrandising uni student politics could get rekt in 2015 and it can get rekt in 2026 too

Book got me feelin like that fish from SpongeBob that yells at stuff

Ok this was a freebie from work (swiped by the queen phibs) so it better be good

UGH I’m failing to see the acclaim

My god this is so well paced

Ok SO much has happened what the actually helly 🤯

Ok please I need to know if this story is based in some kind of truth

Ok now I’m pissed AWF. Just took a turn for the absurd. Thankfully we’re back on track

We sped up. What happened to the plot?

Picking up pace now! Who knew going uppies to a horse via an electric fence could save someone’s life?

WHERE ARE THE HONEST AUTHOR BLURBS. Currently waiting to be “instantly bewitched”. I was warned this was a slow burn but yikes

Yeah ok shit’s about to get REAL. I’m loving the split perspective narration. The suspense building is so well placed.

“Virginia Woolf would’ve loved Grindr” hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Quick read’s a good read! Jesus H Christ, Ireland in the 80s was not the place to be. I’m already totally enamoured with this writing style.

I’m also definitely reading this with an Irish accent.

AHHHHHHHHH it’s so cute there better no be any heartbreak or so help me GOD I will fly off the handle

Oooooooooh I am ENJOYING so far.

Damn, this is bleak. It’s giving everyone is screaming into an echo chamber. Nice pace so far, though not much in the way of plot

Strap in kids. We’ve been teleported back to the Deep South c. 1940s. Keen to see where this goes!

More than halfway through. “Sweet Jesus Christ”… When is it going to get interesting?

I feel like I’ve already experienced so much