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dan is 54% done with The House in the Cerulean Sea (Cerulean Chronicles, #1)

So far, so good. Not a complication in sight. And it BETTER stay that way or I stfg

— Nov 10, 2026 01:22PM Add a comment

The House in the Cerulean Sea (Cerulean Chronicles, #1)

dan is 25% done with Lessons in Chemistry

You can’t be doing me like that on God’s metro 💀💀💀

— Oct 27, 2026 02:52PM Add a comment

dan is 60% done with Mr Loverman

“… when her mouth speaks it don’t ask her brain for permission first” - me, most of the time

— Oct 14, 2026 09:23PM Add a comment

dan is 10% done with Mr Loverman

Ms Evaristo, diva, please give me a full stop or a comma because I’m out of breath with your writing style

— Oct 10, 2026 04:57PM Add a comment

dan is 52% done with Open Throat

rawr i guess? So weird but so… good?

— Oct 07, 2026 03:39AM Add a comment

dan is starting Open Throat

Buckle up and hear me out on this one 🫪

— Oct 05, 2026 06:31AM Add a comment

dan is 24% done with The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

Please don’t be tropey please don’t be tropey please don’t be tropey 🤞🏻

— Oct 03, 2026 06:45PM Add a comment

dan is 71% done with The Nightingale

Mon Dieu! The word of the day is: impetuous!

— Oct 02, 2026 06:15AM Add a comment

dan is on page 103 of 464 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

Can I get an ad blocker for these dumbass alerts old mate keeps getting? NO PLEASE✋ it’s interrupting my programs

— Oct 01, 2026 04:53AM 2 comments

Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

dan is 36% done with The Nightingale

You’ll have to pry my “mon Dieu!” vocal stim from
my cold dead hands.

Also, war is fucked.

— Oct 01, 2026 04:50AM Add a comment

dan is on page 68 of 464 of Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

This book is so stupid. How fun!

— Sep 28, 2026 07:25AM Add a comment

dan is 52% done with Vicious (Villains, #1)

Ever get that horrible feeling where you might need to talk to an American (period)

to understand whether everyone suddenly having guns is a plot hole or just shit Americans do in their spare time?

— Sep 22, 2026 05:03AM Add a comment

dan is 2% done with Vicious (Villains, #1)

Buckle up ladies, gentlemen and friends outside of the binary, we’re off on another V.E. Schwab adventure! 🧑‍🩰

— Sep 19, 2026 07:43AM Add a comment

dan is 19% done with The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue

Yuuuuuuuup I like this book 🕺🏼

— Sep 11, 2026 05:56AM Add a comment

dan is on page 211 of Good Intentions

I’m measuring the timeline of this book as BRTD (before right to disconnect) because damn, even the news cycle takes a break 🫩

— Sep 06, 2026 04:31AM Add a comment

dan is 42% done with The Rain Heron

Robbie Arnott knows his way around IMAGERY. Also humans suck but we already knew that anyway

— Sep 06, 2026 04:27AM Add a comment

dan is on page 87 of Good Intentions

Self-aggrandising uni student politics could get rekt in 2015 and it can get rekt in 2026 too

— Sep 01, 2026 07:32AM Add a comment

dan is 41% done with The End of the Story

Book got me feelin like that fish from SpongeBob that yells at stuff

— Aug 24, 2026 07:15AM Add a comment

dan is starting Good Intentions

Ok this was a freebie from work (swiped by the queen phibs) so it better be good

— Aug 18, 2026 02:43AM Add a comment

dan is 38% done with The End of the Story

UGH I’m failing to see the acclaim

— Aug 18, 2026 02:41AM Add a comment

dan is on page 101 of 303 of James

My god this is so well paced

— Aug 07, 2026 10:32PM Add a comment

dan is 78% done with Cherrywood

Ok SO much has happened what the actually helly 🤯

— Aug 02, 2026 12:48AM Add a comment

dan is 60% done with Cherrywood

Ok please I need to know if this story is based in some kind of truth

— Jul 31, 2026 04:42AM Add a comment

dan is on page 314 of 464 of Flashlight

Ok now I’m pissed AWF. Just took a turn for the absurd. Thankfully we’re back on track

— Jul 24, 2026 05:05PM Add a comment

dan is on page 214 of 464 of Flashlight

We sped up. What happened to the plot?

— Jul 14, 2026 01:37AM Add a comment

dan is on page 93 of 464 of Flashlight

Picking up pace now! Who knew going uppies to a horse via an electric fence could save someone’s life?

— Jun 28, 2026 07:23AM Add a comment

dan is on page 24 of 464 of Flashlight

WHERE ARE THE HONEST AUTHOR BLURBS. Currently waiting to be “instantly bewitched”. I was warned this was a slow burn but yikes

— May 16, 2026 06:09AM Add a comment

dan is 70% done with Fruit Fly

Yeah ok shit’s about to get REAL. I’m loving the split perspective narration. The suspense building is so well placed.

— May 15, 2026 04:57PM Add a comment

dan is 5% done with Fruit Fly

“Virginia Woolf would’ve loved Grindr” hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

— May 12, 2026 04:03AM 1 comment

dan is 38% done with Small Things Like These

Quick read’s a good read! Jesus H Christ, Ireland in the 80s was not the place to be. I’m already totally enamoured with this writing style.

I’m also definitely reading this with an Irish accent.

— May 09, 2026 06:34AM Add a comment

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