dan > Recent Status Updates

AHHHHHHHHH it’s so cute there better no be any heartbreak or so help me GOD I will fly off the handle

Oooooooooh I am ENJOYING so far.

Damn, this is bleak. It’s giving everyone is screaming into an echo chamber. Nice pace so far, though not much in the way of plot

Strap in kids. We’ve been teleported back to the Deep South c. 1940s. Keen to see where this goes!

More than halfway through. “Sweet Jesus Christ”… When is it going to get interesting?

I feel like I’ve already experienced so much

WHY are shopping trolleys the antagonist. Pure chaos.

Ngl this is funny and so brilliantly captures the chaos of disrupting the natural order

They really need a parental advisory before LAUNCHING into the smut

I’m not hooked YOU are 👀

Why does Violet describe her injuries like she’s lodging an insurance claim

Yeah ok it’s good OK leave me alone

Ok cliffhanger. To Chapter 4 I go!

Lord give me the strength I need to not throw this book out the window.

I fear this book makes me want to move to Italy

Back into the world of Arthur Less. Never fails to make me chuckle! Enjoying this writing style.

Honesty get me a glass of wine, a cigarette and a set of binoculars and I’d happily join these ladies

Ms Winman knows how to paint a picture! This is going to be a very pleasant read.

Ms Winman knows how to paint a picture! This is going to be a very pleasant read.

Ms Winman knows how to paint a picture! This is going to be a very pleasant read.

What a book.

Well damn. That last paragraph was full of possibilities.

Liking this so far! Loving the writing style