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it feels so strange to say not much happened in 100 pages. but it didn’t. well, it would be more accurate to say it was a bunch of small things. a trading of snacks. a trip to sam’s club. qingling defending her brother from rumors. goumao having those rumors be true so he can save up for qingling’s birthday. a gift of a chick. just small, cute, easy stuff…

i’m so entertained by the formatting. like yes do go off on a tangent about the kid’s mother’s friendships! sure!
the way they trust little 9yo Jiang Shen to go into the city and then come back alone??
awh Bai Jinyi already likes a little swan
that damn chicken
i can’t disagree with the hardworking thing. i’ve never got a book about my hobby
oh no you can’t just.. do pointe..
they are so sweet stop 🥹

all i can say is this story is so cute so far. Jiang Shen is a little cutie, his parents seem kind and earnest and i love his little friend Goumao. 😭 when they caught the chicken i was laughing so hard. and Goumao’s little sister is the cutest ever, it’s so sweet that she’s chasing her dreams too. JS you will adjust to those stretches and become a great ballerina!

idk what to say about this other than what the fuck are those nasty ass teeth sea cucumbers i know they’re demons but my lord.
also BZH being a servant of undying peak is proof YWH is on good terms with him!!! i win!!’ i win!!’

what the hell is YWH’s problem bro. do NOT rongye him.
and SJC knows who you are now!
you were so close! but tbf how could you anticipate someone would be that focused on your pelvis.
SQS you would love drag and trans people!
and now they start a new book 🥹

the way he knows no matter what he’s gonna love YWH 🩷
“let’s start over” stop.
STOP i love the way he fucks with SJC
“an entire night of action” you thought!

YWH is gonna punt this snake into the sun.
Xiaobai 🥹
I love the way YWH will just have to tolerate this
SQS’s stone face is rough! don’t worry YWH you’ve still got it even as a lady

SQS REMEMBERS FUCKING YWH MMMHM
oh and Haolong’s still around! and now.. owned by YWH?
YWH being disappointed that SJC is what’s left of Qingluan 😭
i like lady YWH
thank you Haolong, you have fulfilled the “well they’re a couple so they need a child” trope. to be fair you were always very human child like

Kong Muhua you already have my attention. and hopefully soon you’ll have BZH’s heart
YWH attempting to make himself look like a woman by making himself look younger!!! is!!
now what kinda trip are you going on?
ahh. i see. you’re gonna pretend to be a hurt girl to get spoiled. i won’t tell you you can’t
SQS must feel like such an unc 😭 all his techniques outdated

YWH really is encroaching sugaring territory. even if SQS does technically own everything in the valley it’s not like he knows that.
THE MICE ARE OK
damn YWH does not fucking like this kid
also Qingluan and Minghong being a couple of legend 🥹 like i’m gonna cry over the fact that she’s dead but UEUEUEE
oh. i don’t think i’d tell YWH you’re looking for a girl
mister yue your aura. and your perversion

he thinks YWH is gonna kill him. nah you can get away with anything bro
it’s YWH’s turn to spoil him.
… where did you get that he’s your godfather??
now what do you mean you’d hoped to hear him call you that in bed
DID YWH JUST DRUG HIMMM???
oh so SQS’s body froze in time? did becoming a god prevent YWH from aging?

now don’t let that kid read this it’s filth
just call SQS the bird master i guess. women have no feelings birds love him
i mean tbf where did YWH think SQS would go but to the valley??
i love the way YWH really is the bird master now btw
so YWH does still live in the valley in a way. he’s their main elder it seems
i worry for what he’ll do to SJC if he annoys him.

such garbled memories. sigh.
he’s still got that danmei 😭
oh so like a shit ton of time has passed
i mean yeah the notes are his crush
the assumption that YWH must be a girl because he’s gentle and delicate and sturdy. okay!
oh yeah they’ll have girlfriends in no time. sure.
you can tell they have no bbs.

OHO NOW THE TASK IS TO KILL YWH
YWH’s ability to haunt SQS’s narrative will not be overstated
a medical student youth named Song huh?
QINGLUAN HAD KIDS? AND THIS IS HER DESCENDANT? AND IT WAS WITH MINGHONG?
kid you got no damn clue who you’re asking for money
damn YWH really does have these bitches terrified

Lingbao-xianzun sounds familiar but i can’t be pissed to remember him rn
so YWH even threw away his name. kinda metal
and now that SQS can’t remind him not to, he’s killing like everything. mhm. metal.
i’m not shocked that he’s hunted down like everything in the world linked to his past. you’d just think that would give his identity away
so YWH’s mysophobia sure got worse

so gay you broke the system
it’s the way SQS will loud and proud say he doesn’t care if YWH was a mistake he’s gonna stand by him
no because why did the system set him up by lack of info. even though he did lie to it
an amnesia arc? sure let’s speedrun these tropes

the mice!! :D
OH MY GOD WHO IS THISSS??
oh the system actually sent a dude to handle YWH I’m scared.
so this is why it’s misvil. BZH was the original protagonist. oh lord
i already don’t fuck with Zhao Ye’s slut shaming ass
HE SHOWED YWH SQS IN THE BEGINNING?
oh god. Zhao Ye you’re so fucking gross
YWH KNEW HE TRANSMIGRATED?
the life plaque :(
this is truly the lowest i’ve seen YWH. he can’t even

oh shit i guess the world really is out to ruin YWH’s life
so AL really wouldn’t have intentionally hurt SQS. awh.
i mean. it all really is such a harsh reality for AL.
it is an intense fight but i don’t think you can truly outsmart brute force.
DUDE. HE’S JUST NOT INTO YOU.
idk like they are sweet and this is touching but you won’t take SQS from YWH im sorry
DID THEY JUST BLINK SQS OUT OF EXISTENCE?

they spend crazy money 😭
oh shit hit the FAN in Xilin. i guess AL lost his damn mind on everyone there. did he kidnap YL?
these dreams were real and prophetic? the world is out to get YWH?
okay AL really isn’t doing well. that’s what I thought.
HE DID IT! HE MADE BIOWEAPON BUTTERFLIES
it’s the way SQS has to remind YWH not everyone deserves to die
“We’re not friends anymore. I came to kill you.” 😟

my fucking heart goes WILD when I hear “Wuhuan I like you.”
i love them so much. no matter how sick YWH will be SQS will always love him
and SQS being the one to propose!!!
i don’t think that’s what gong and shou means in this case
awh, he needs that special robe too to keep his cultivation okay.
the phoenix blood necklace? author loves a good motif

i bet SQS does love a good bath.
YWH doesn’t know what boyfriend means???
MARRIAGE? FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM
and of course now SQS gets caught with the broken cultivation
i’m gonna cry i love the way SQS is so dedicated, so willing to endure anything, so precious they are
now engaged!!!

here we go. they fuck this chapter.
i really love the way they figure it out every time. they mean so much to me
“Yes. I deserve to get fucked.” okay yay!
OH THEYRE KINKY
like damn they went CRAZYY

SQS wanted him too mhm mhm
SQS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY “Wuhuan, are you having a sexual reaction because of me?”
awh, he was so embarrassed getting caught being horny that he won’t sleep with SQS anymore
SQS more or less researching and locking in to learn how to fuck is… i love this book so bad

i feel like the assumption by this research that SQS will have to kill YWH to preserve his cultivation is flawed to say the least
i don’t know what Qingluan expected YWH to say other than some bs about how happy being killed would make him
yeah i bet you didn’t think SQS would catch you using that bamboo did you?

awh. Rongye telling his friends the reality and them still loving him is nice. the little ducklings
and Qingluan was able to change his perspective, his mom might not have thrown him out, perhaps she did want a better life for him
THE PAVILION IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PLACE FOR HIM TO LEARN AWH. he deserves it after that fuckin dungeon
oop SQS caught YWH red handed drugging himself 😶 he’s gonna have to admit to it

no i’m still grossed out by the last chapter wtf do you mean YWH planned to kill Rongye.
AND they’re sending him away? MF APOLOGIZE TO HIM???
they were so bad at acting natural SQS knows immediately
oh my god what is SQS HIMSELF doing?! have they lost their damn minds?
threatening her while triggering her trauma is crazy JUST ASK HER WHAT HAPPENED
… how did this chapter get turned around into hopecore??

ok, Qingluan is distracted, does this mean Rongye is going to make a move on SQS?
eugh. he’s trying too hard to be seductive on someone who’s not gonna get it. rough to watch
OH SHIT.
so Rongye is drugging SQS with aphrodisiacs in a way? well, not cool
do NOT fight YWH buddy its like so over for you.
ok idec how badly Rongye provoked him YWH went way too far. WAY too far. like the punishment does NOT fit

I could’ve sworn we decided long ago that Qingluan was a good doctor
awh, SQS’s friend from that one sect trusts him with that sweet disciple. who they’re tormenting with homework
THEYRE SLEEPING TOGETHER INSEPARABLY NOW AND KISSING OVER AND OVER AND OVER

the scene in the beginning of this chapter with their hair being perceived as melding together and YWH braiding it together was so fucking cute made me so happy
SQS is SERIOUS about making that damn poison to kill JFR okay
Qingluan being a teacher and also having much to learn. yes recording your research is important tf
I really do not advise Rongye to chase SQS

SQS’s love for YWH’s music better be a running thing
they’re so casual about their kissing. just doing it for love of doing it!
backstory on the vines backstory on the-
the vines chose HIM. twist of fate.