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SQS being in immediate denial that YWH could like him bro have you seen yourself?
OOP jumpscare. how tf did he track them down so fast
the hostiltyyy
YWH POISONED HIM WITH A FUCKING??! WTF???
“i’ve thought of at least 28 different ways to kill him now. you can’t stop at least 8” HELLO???
of course SQS wouldn’t forgive you killing YWH bro that’s his baby 😭

YWH KEPT THE MICE SAFE AND BRED THEM 🥹🥹
he’s so efficient thanks to those vines!
hm, SQS is not a multitasker. cute
YWH is good at math. not relatable
ahh. AL is breaking in this time again i see
telling him the truth about the lightning wasn’t something I expected
CAN AL STOP BITING SQS ALL THE TIME

she’s YWH’s assistant? i wanted her to be like a little sister…
she thinks so much of him and she has to watch him slowly go crazy…
what a very interesting girl. pledging loyalty to him because she remembers his song…
so YWH was able to grow those extinct vines because he gambled his life for the ingredients for them. i see i see
and he left instructions for AL should he have died… ooh

whole sect just booby trapped holy shit
but YWH’s skills sure have grown..
they got rich by selling cosmetics. banger idea tbh
QINGLUAN AND MINGHONG CAME TOOO
hmm they’re spending a lot of time on Rongye I think he will be important later
and Rongye already clocked SQS as gay im crying 😭
Qingluan has grown into such a lovely woman!

“heyyy AL sorry i was in a coma can you please stop attacking YWH.”
awh.. SQS and AL were two peas of a pod and that’s why they’re friends
“we both feel the same way for you” you could say that
THEY DID KEEP THE KIDS!! well, a select few
YWH made the grounds all beautiful for SQS’s return UEUEUEUE 🥺

so i guess the OG SQS and the modern SQS have fused now
oh my god now that the life seal released YWH grew quite a bit
YWH you would’ve loved LBH and also MR
ooh vine manipulation powers v cool v cool
hmmm YWH seems off!
YWH needs to sell his perv repellant poison
and a very lovely mask
oh my god it really is LBH vs LQG all over again. my god AL.

now it’s YWH’s turn to be the doctor 🥹
i wonder how long he’ll be “resting” (comatose) in the pool for
hm, so AL has killed this pimp i see… with all those insects? how vicious
ooh, i wonder if he keeps the little prostitute for himself
AL.. i don’t understand you but you intrigue me heavily.

i don’t know SQS, i think you have a nice selection of presents here
a peach instead of a cake. so cute.
and nobody taught YWH how to make a wish! so cutesyyy
SQS. SQS LOVES HIM TOOOOOO WAIT
oh. oh… oh no. well, at least he will be a better cultivator now!
SQS FUCKING NOOOOO PLEASE PLEASEE

happy birthday wuhuan 🥹
THERE IT IS HE’S FINALLY FREE FROM THAT STUPID ASS BRAND.
and SQS thinks his birthmark is cute..
AND he gets Xie Que’s soul to torture forever? best day
and the last gift is the gems 🥹 i think the fact that precious gems show up on the shores only when he’s around also supports the fact that he’s not human

you have to kill him. willing to throw that fucking CHILD under the bus
THE GIRL. THE GIRL BETRAYED HIM? DOES SHE KNOW?
so now he has the information to release YWH..
SHE DOES KNOW. HE FUCKING SOLD HER.
there’s even records of his sale. of all their sale. JFC.
MY GOOD FRIEND YWH WHO LOVES THE COLOR RED AND ROCK COLLECTING
he has to take this girl in

bless that lock bug
hmmm, SQS is finally taking an excursion on his own
YL FOUND XIE QUE??
oh my god all the little kids there are so peaceful they have no clue
and they STILL TALK ABOUT YWH—-
oh this slimy fucker. get away from that child
OH SHIT. SQS JUST BURNED HIS FUCKING FACE OFF. GOD DAMN

SQS keeps an actual book of everything about YWH. the autism final boss
does YWH… have an ED?? good lord
MARK THE DATE YWH WAS BORN ON VALENTINE’S DAY
the mole being irremovable supports my theory that YWH is not human
NO WAY SQS IS SO OBLIVIOUS THAT HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND THE BED SHARING INTIMACY
that lovely little bug is the only thing keeping YWH from jumping SQS in his sleep man

it’s the LEAST you can do to apologize. hand over the bug
yeah of course he doesn’t wanna trade with you anymore… you fucked up like crazy bad
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU BITING SQS YOU’RE NOT YWH
i love Haolong i will give him a kiss
sheesh. AL is so strange. that’s it. just strange

hours long lecture about gay sex is… productive how??
them trying to decide who to try gay sex with is so… they can’t be real.
SQS seems like the type to be very responsible about someone else’s feelings. I’d be shocked if he wasn’t. but given that, AL is out of the question.
WOAH. we leave YWH alone for 30 seconds and he’s mutilated his face. okay.
oh so NOW AL feels remorse. fucking good. asshole dog

AL had used the illusion bug on SQS too?
SQS YOU DID NOT FAIL HIM HE JUST HAS A LIFETIME OF SHIT TO WORK THROUGH
BEAT HIS ASS BRO! BEAT HIS ASS BRO! BURN HIMM
yeah of course SQS doesn’t want to see the illusion he has RESPECT.
…. we very quickly veered into the logistics of gay sex my god

isn’t this… technically drugging? AL… you lost me bud
THE BUG IS SHOWING YWH THE ILLUSION THAT HE IS HAVING A DIFFERENT HAPPIER LIFE WHERE SQS LOVES HIM AND HE’S WORTHY OF HIM. STOP
“Wuhuan I like you” NEJEJJDJDDJ
oh my fucking god AL just set back so much of SQS’s progress with YWH I’M PISSED.

i’m surprised it took YWH this long to try seduction on AL
this is so ridiculous but also sad
the way that AL continuously hurts YWH frustrates me to no end
YWH you are not just a man but THE man to me
a virgin womanizer? many such cases. and of COURSE AL is into men this is a danmei he has to be your rival.

they take a very gentle approach to visiting SQS’s Xianshi
awh YWH is a baker so cute
and SQS is not! how do you fuck up that bad
eww don’t throw a centipede at YWH gross man
what is wrong with both of them
SQS immediately siding with YWH and protecting his little angel pleases me greatly. i can’t say it’s really the best position, but…

THE MICE NOO
AL’s drunk and horny oh this is a mess
nobody’s properly clothed right now lmaoo
scolding the poor baby noodle stop it
the immediate beef between AL and YWH has me sat but it is unserious
awh, they sent away the servant girl because she was flirting?
YWH just walking around unmedicated as fuck

AN LONG’S GOT A BIG ASS SNAKE I ALREADY LOVE HIM
AND he’s not the one it favors lolololol
ok so AL is really hot, has cool tattoos, and he at one point pissed SQS off really bad. got it
the rule book for talking to YWH??
YOU MEAN YWH WASNT YOUR DISCIPLE BEFORE NOW AOSKDKDND
mmm this is like, now i actually don’t want a love rival…

HE GOT MICEEE
they’re gonna breed little mice together and raise them awhh
“in another world” makes it sound like your teacher died SQS my dear
THEY’RE SO BROKE AKSJDJDKDN
so rich SQS never thought about money… sheesh
A Long sounds like he’s going to really be a thorn in YWH’s side. be aggressive be be aggressive!

YWH if I could change the way you see yourself
I would never get involved with bringing a half dead rando into my house
oh YWH you two faced creature… I love you.
ANOTHER sick mf what a shock
oh that’s so sick.. YWH actually did dismember him… oh well what’s for dinner
and the way SQS just doesn’t question it 😭 does he know. he must know

so basically he’s going to have them invent modern medical tools. i wonder if he could get the jump on that patenting
it’s so fucking cute the way SQS will spare no effort to free YWH from that damn life seal
SQS spoiling his Wuhuan >>
oh my fucking GOD bro.
wasn’t aware you could just sell the porn made from a trafficking victim in stores!
and YWH is so unfazed… my baby

i feel like now that SQS knows YWH’s lack of tears is psychosomatic, it might be a point of healing or emotion when he finally does cry
how convenient that something bad once again happened to one of YWH’s abusers 😇😇
idk if i would call YWH a slut in front of SQS
i would like to make fun of his stumbling, but SQS really is baddd. protect your man!!

so SQS is keeping record of all this.
if it’s summer already, then it’s already almost been a year since YWH was rescued. that went by really fast
SQS… are you… y’know… fond of rainbows and infinity signs?
every little thing they do is so sweet and tender and loving already
I WANT TO VISIT THE CITY WITH THEM
YWH really thought his sights were wandering. psych! he’s married to medicine!

hahah you thought they were hickeys but SQS just views himself as a pincushion
the bath itself being painful is hurting my heart but also making a funny image
wait so once this is all over he gets his cultivation back doesn’t he? all his dantian’s heal?
and to comfort your patient… you let him bite your neck. okay.
ah. that trauma ingrained sexual shame is doing a number on you isn’t it YWH?

what an opening. naturally a nightmare flashback
the way YWH views SQS… is so.. beautiful actually
ohh so it went from a flashback to an actual sexual fantasy. thats comforting, kind of. i bet YWH will be ashamed though.
a phoenix is a very interesting shape for a birthmark to be.
if he inherited it from his mother i bet it’s like, a sign he’s not human.
YWH your lore and family do captivate me.
ooh! crazy!

i was right. YWH isn’t bothered.
SQS IS CALLING YWH HIS LITTLE ANGEL I WILL LEAVE
explaining germ theory to ancient people (gone… simple?)
so SQS (original and present) does have a friend! hi An Long! thank you for the corpses
oh shit he knows that corpse and he fucking hates it
the one man he ever actually came to for help raped him too. YWH i need you to DISMEMBER that cadaver
half his brain was eaten by ants

SQS is his teacher now!!! wooo!!
SQS being so absorbed in medicine that it’s all consuming is really relatable.
YWH seems to really be thriving as a student. I love to see it.
who the fuck is allowing SQS to collect all these cadavers???
i feel like YWH won’t be too bothered by the room of cadavers. maybe triggered but..