Ophelia > Recent Status Updates

i cared about next to nothing in this chapter. baby HC just kept being cute. always nice to see PM again, I suppose he’ll be the help this time.

FX is being so… responsible. my respect for him kinda grew
i don’t think he likes his dad
him really liking JL :(
WHAT KIND OF STALKER ASS BEHAVIOR
i guess JW and HC have met before?
yall are cooked.
i love the ghost realm hunger games
“i intend to” no you don’t you’re gonna have XL do it like always.

LAN CHANG WANTING TO CARE FOR GUZI OH MY GODDDD
i fear its fair that FY doesn’t trust you every heavenly official you’ve been close to has like fucking died.
HOLY SHIT XL DON’T SAY ALL THAT 😭
XL having a harem would be peak if they were men.
girl beat on him some more
you named your kid… mistake?? 😭
THAT’S FENG XINS SON?? OH MY GOD?? HES HER BABY DADDY??

XL when he gets a chance for even a second to be a woman
DO NOT EAT AT THE GHOST HOTEL THAT SHIT IS FOOD OFF TEMU
LAN CHANG MY DIVA IS BACK
just locked up and mad as hell
QR you cannot be serious
this loony toons ass shit
see that’s why they shouldn’t open their mouths on my girl LW
they say MQ did what now??
MQ girl it does not look good for you…
i don’t think you did it but… yeah…

just give everyone a phone it’ll be fineeee
baby HC….
mount tonglu: opens HX: i’m going the FUCK to bed
we just don’t call people wannabes anymore
LW saw through the disguise because she’s goated
such a dapper young man!

FUCK ASS MEATBALLS PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO THIS MAN 😭
Yeah i knew LW was sus this whole time she’s too convenient all the time.
DAMN
awh fuck man where are we living now
angry XL>
“I do not worship gods, I AM god.” aura.
damn, you’re cooked.

now if she is the girl from the story, LW tricking a disabled dude into killing himself is indeed crazy work i fear
XL THREATENS to cook for house guests
oh he caught your ass 😭
ok bro we’ll eat your virginity meatballs ig
if QYZ is still that gullible that’s a skill issue i fear
girl simply do not answer the door

now don’t ask for the clothes they’re currently wearing unless you’re ready for XL’s broke ass to show up to heaven butt ass naked
i’m gonna be fr i have no idea what the whole XL tricking LW into revealing.. something is about all i know is that she was the girl from the story IG.

you mean to tell me QYZ had a coworker. someone had to work with this man.
and he made him irrelevant? man i would give you the BI too. crazy that they’re still on good terms.
LET QYZ RIDE 🥺
oh. that was uh. easy.
getting chased around by clothes is something else

STOP LETTING XL COOK
who is out here making late night donations?
ate the food and got fucked up rest in peace.
so this is what QYZ has been doing? just wasting time man
LY is growing so much…
oh, what an interesting story behind this brocade immortal- oh. oh my god.
why are you scared to bathe with your dad??
i knew XL would teach those folks well. such a community asset!

do not threaten to eat your fucking son what is wrong with you.
the way they’ve been making out so frequently is amusing.
oh yeah… what a fight you had.
no thank you four is enough.
fengqing briefly mentioned!! what the hell is not beating up your lover!!
“i don’t think HC has done anything truly out of line” ok go back to book one for me.
EVERYBODY ESCAPED OH HELL NO

so, i’m sure this was a fun mess to clean up.
a warrant for his arrest LMAO like HX gaf
nobody even coming to SWD funeral… 💔
“In ten years, or perhaps three or four, people would completely forget the heavenly officials of Wind and Water who used to rule at the summit of heaven.”
having to come home to QR screeching would ruin my fucking mood forever
WHO IS SPOILING XL
back to the shit ass writing i see

it’s BEEN sus
AND HC KNEW ABOUT THIS?? MF WHAT??
SWD is smarttt damn
oh my fucking god. i’m sick.
HX has a point. SQX’s ignorance is a privilege that he paid the price for.
“I gave you so many chances” oh don’t do this to me.
two actually nauseating options i am impressed by you evil fish.
SWD 🥺 “if i die, then nothing else will happen to you.”
trying to mercy kill him even oh SWD you you you…

just got a skeleton hanging around in your house?
having a room for transport seems convenient
okay this is fishy (pun)
SQX, my love. you’re in terrible danger..
you’re not who you say you are.
you’re the reverend. you’re He Xuan.
He Xuan was the Earth Master. He killed the real Earth Master. He’s Scholar He.
then WHERE IS SHI WUDU?

castaways AU time
they really aren’t thinking about HC’s diplomacy lmaoo
“What matters is you, not the state of you.”
“Top, bottom, isn’t it all the same?” 😏
washing machine simu
SO YOU CAN GET IT UP.
PM knows what you are.
I love PeiShui they’re so funny
i’m sorry PM, you can go no further.

they can’t even use their spiritual powers? Black Water is gonna ream them bro
wood that… held a dead person? really? that’s it?
“you just know too little” smart ass
well there goes the ship.
this bitch has straight up fish skeletons guarding his shit? aura.
they’re scared of HC? do they know him?
oh so NOW ITS YOU PLANTING ONE ON A FELLA

oh god damn it.
yeah, you probably shouldn’t help him tbh
now XL, you clearly do not remember what HC said.
if it’s just SWD’s trial, are the fisherman in danger not a part of that?
so it’s a hurricane?
PM STILL FIENDING FOR PUSSY NO WAY
i thought Black Water actively sunk the ships. they automatically sink??

you mean to tell me SQX was originally supposed to live like that scholar. and they made his innocent self go through all that oh SQX you’re going to hell
“i don’t know how to look at my brother right now” well maybe like a POS.
even LW is involved in this oh lord have mercy
back from QYZ’s place so soon General Pei?
well as long as they stay on the Rain Master’s land it’ll be fine.

where are all those swords coming from??
OH SHIT MAN. look idc how close we are i’m not helping you falsely imprison your sibling.
THATS WHAT IM SAYING LIKE. SQX is an adult they can make their own decisions!
THREW THE FUCKING BED AT HIM??
QYZ you’re so cute
always some bs at puqi shrine
running to the rain masters lands is smart ngl
oh dear god SWD what have you done? who’s life have you ruined?

no this is getting crazy. what the fuck happened to have SQX so terrified? enough to stop being a god?
Mole Yi!
how did he lose all his energy? from how he was talking before, did he give it up?
i love their tunneling.
no because SQX is acting so weird wtf happened
sorry you have to go under the palaces fengqing don’t know how to act
WOAH

What the hell? What the fuck happened with SQX
stares blankly at SWD
XL is a wife counter: 1
THAT WAS NOT A JOKE AND YOU KNOW IT.
HC coming through with the prophecies again. what could possibly happen to these people that has HC saying “you don’t wanna be near that mess?”
HC is getting so forward so serious
XL wife counter: 2
lmao i love FQ
WTF IS SWD’S PROBLEM?

had one job and it was to not open those doors
are they thinking it’s SWD who had him open the doors?
SQX’s ascension story is kinda underwhelming even if it’s just bc it’s not as flashy as XLs
NOW WHERE ARE YOU FUCKING OFF TO?
well we may as well ask SWD himself now that you called him
broke his fan and everything DAMN
the three tumors sure can’t move in silence holy shit
which… SWD 🫦

Too much teleportation
HC just ducking around i’m crying
SQX is always “my brother this my brother that” and they’re real.
It’s always strange when HC warns against something… very much an omen
IM CRYING XL JUST FUCKING SHIT UP
stop it’s like they’re getting exposed for a secret shady gc
HC beating MY into the ground is unfortunately funny
god being rich is convenient

“Gestured at one of the two” oh be fr
What a game. Is this a sleepover?
SQX is so real but they also have no shame. I’m here for it
HC’s clear indirect flirting is kinda an art.
What about the second ascension could possibly be more regrettable than the first descent
Why TF IS MY SO VIOLENT? Put that down!
MY seems to destroy the temple very easily.
XL is just a sugar baby but for spiritual energy

just scaring the shit out of people
scholar He and XL are one in the same my brother is just another me
born from extreme resentment and obsession. hm…
“by the heaven official’s blessings no paths are bound” THEY SAID THE THING
i bet they suspect MY

damn someone is AFTER YOU. the statue desecration is such a clear message
SQX’s password is… what now?
i know they want HC’s password to be mysterious but like i kinda don’t care
XL is such a grandpa it gives me cuteness aggression part 330

HC after being the goat of not having anything kind to say.
well duh he killed people.
“can ghosts not talk about-“ just say his name. don’t be annoying babe
i really am interested in Black Water it’s the quiet ones
not knowing QR is sending me girl why are you shocked he’s a piece of shit
now how did this get all fucked up

IT CANNOT BE THAT BAD
i can’t like its not that bad
i simply would tell this venerable of empty words “nuh uh”
it being unable to target XL because nothing good ever happens to him is frying me
this whole story is so crazy for SQX to have never mentioned before.
i would IMMEDIATELY go crying to SWD idc

“YOU GAVE THAT FUCKING SHIT A NAME? STOP!”
miss Qingxuan…
smacking the shit out of him PERIOD
MY and HC’s beef is… not something I really care about. also what right do you have kicking someone out of someone else’s house
actually.. do the gods eat?
let’s eat!

he kept that damn hat.
QR is equal parts annoying to funny when he’s incapacitated
the kids (deadly) are playing while they cook how cute
doing their best to not say XL just cooked some bullshit 😭
it CANT be that bad.