Sabrina > Recent Status Updates

Hmmmmm who’s an angry woman now 👀

“It was good practice, anyway. That was what I told myself when I found myself under surveillance by a child who should’ve been under surveillance by someone else”

Bruh I hate thatttttt! But at least in this book it’s obvious that Natalie is supposed to be unlikable (cough…..Kate and Frida)

“Clementine? Practically a woman now. She couldn’t be trusted”

Sighhhhhhhh this is a 12 year old child lol the misogyny is already here

Shit so Sven needs to go to therapy 😞

Thank you Leyla!! The “my suffering isn’t bad enough” discourse has been killing me

Ok this chapter was better! I like the idea of food as a vessel for stories

Dump his ass!!!! Sven is so annoying

I just don’t find it believable that they’re besties?? Idk man this whole book is blah

Girl that was an inside thought lol

“Diabetes is no joke!!” made me laugh out loud, this is so dumb

Sven is so pretentious I can’t

Cringeeeeee lol I don’t think this book is for me

Aaaaaaand we’re already centering men. Sigh. Lol I still hate this book 😂

Ha! Bothell as 30 minutes from Ballard 🥲 I remember those days ((also switched to audiobook praiseeeee))

………..I hate this hahahahah it feels like a worse version of Emily in Paris and everyone is insufferable. Praying that my Libby audiobook comes through so I can speed through this in the car before book club 🙈

lol at the broccoli debate, this is a Monty Python sketch

Already loving this! Very witty and this is my type of ~slice of life~ writing