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Re-reading 😝😝😝

lowk forgot everything that happened in this entire series so uhm reread time?

no because if some random prince dude ordered me to give him my life’s work so he can take the credit he would either be dead or I would burn my stuff in front of him he can literally go die

not as poetic but still fire so far :)

FINALLY TIME FOR MY GLORIOUS KING TO COOK AGAIN

I can’t believe there r 9 books now I need to catch up

help I lost the book ☠️

WHY R THEY ALL SO STUPID??????????? “Wait but maybe we should listen to, like, science and data and common sense-“ Nah fam I had this dream about the ocean so you gotta trust me on this one” like HUH?

BRO HAS NO SURVIVAL INSTINCTS (as is with most horror protagonists but still). IT’S OBVIOUSLY A TRAP IT’S NOT WORTH IT 😭 also the portrayal of psychology/insanity in this so far is not it where’s the actual science

I understand the concept of octopuses having human-like intelligence (cause they’re smart asf) but maybe it’s a metaphor or smthing cause otherwise how do they understand inherently artificial human concepts? the octopus somehow knows about taxes, merits, and concrete????? who took the time to explain to an octopus how to pay taxes? bro is stuck in the aquarium tank all day long

The prose is INSANE. LIKE HOW.

“Such memories are woven from gossamer threads; time eats holes in the fabric, and these she must darn with myth and fable”

THE AUTHOR IS SPITTING BAR AFTER BAR