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“Say that when I can’t still smell you on my fingers” 👹 THIS MANNNNNN?!?!!!

PLEASE get these Bell brothers a Costco membership for lube because what they're resorting to is diabolical 🌚

Hello, where do I sign up for Sex Ed class with Professor Orion?

“Tag me in, coach. I'll peg a man any day.” Well, straight into it I guess 🌚

Hehe the Darius x Orion bromance is giving me life 😌

“I swear I need to be tied up like a damn werewolf on a full moon whenever I'm ovulating. I don't recognize myself.” GIRL SAME 😛👹🤸🏻‍♀️

I would literally die for this gargoyle and his pink frock 💕

“I lose it. I don't mean to. I'm thirty-five years old and I haven't lost control in years.”

WHAT IS IT ABOUT A BIG, TOUGH MAN CUMMING IN HIS PANTS THAT MAKES MY BRAIN SHORT-CIRCUIT?! 💦👏

“My woman.”

ARF ARF ARF 🐕🧎🏻‍♀️

“No chores. No alarms. No calls. No one waiting for me” 😍 this is my kinda porn

HEY SO THIS IS ACTUAL HELL 😭😭😭😭 I HATE IT HEREEEEE 💔

“They do not crave freedom for themselves. They crave freedom for others, for those yet unborn.” 🥲🥲🥲

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“Shit Escalates” 🐀

im gonna be so fr with you guys - i miss reading horny books, all i feel is anxiety rn 😭

"You know I believe we all begin equal parts light and dark. I fear you think your strength lies in your darkness. But the measure of a man is not the fear he sows in his enemies. It is the hope he gives his friends.” 🥺

"The Reaper may go through you, but the Goblin stays for seven courses." 😛😛😛

PIERCE BROWN HAS NO IDEA THAT THIS IS A DAILY FANTASY FOR ME

“You have not been abandoned. I will come for you. Until then, endure, my love. Endure.” 😣😭

The way these two have me gigglingggggg!! Oh I am living my best life with this one 🧡

proof of life ✌🏼

“All the good memories of him have been held hostage by the horror of his exit. Now the bars crack, the doors open, and they flood me. All I want is to say goodbye to him. To let him know he was mine and I was his.” 🥺🥺🥺

“Once those bodies were full of life, but now they're little more than empty husks of skin and bone.“ @Laura look it’s about us 😰

Pierce Brown is yet to open a single one of my DMs, which is probably for the best because one day he’s going to discover a random girl across the world has been begging for fanfic of himself and Sevro, and I have no idea how either of us is supposed to recover from that 🌚

Genuinely don't want this to end because he's so hot and I'm obsessed with him 🥲

"Why does Doctor Death have to be so fuckable, tho?" 🙂‍↕️

*clears throat* ummm guys, this thing is tattooed AND pierced 🫪

“Eyes on me, darlin’.” GOD DAMN WHY AM I SO EASY TO PLEASE 🥵🤠

what in the cadbury chocolate is going on here... his name is AERO? 😭 also, i don't know if i can get down with "little doll" 🆘

“It’s time I stalk my stalker back” 🤷🏻‍♀️ get it gurl

Homegirl is delulu but also… same because Kane is ❤️‍🔥