Matt W > Recent Status Updates

POV: You’re holding the rapidly spinning wheel of the ship in a massive storm.
“Piss on you storm!” Blackthorn raged, “You’re done eating hands off my ship!”
Holy badass Batman

Grace is such a goober
“I want to spend the rest of my life studying Eridian biology! But I have to save humanity first. Stupid humanity.
Getting in the way of my hobbies.”

But what is more important? Feeling righteous or putting a little more good into the world?”
ITS GOT DEPTH MAH

"I'm Cassius Au Bellona, son of Tiberius, son of Julia, Morning Knight, and my honor remains."

Cassius may end up being my favorite, idk 😭

Oh boy, here we go again

Jason, what kind of combat abilities do you have?” “None,” Jason shouted. “I was taken out multiple times by a guy with a shovel. I am very bad at fighting.”
I am this guy, he is literally me

“How many times would my heart have to break before it would open, and I would live the love I professed.”

“So many times I’ve seen people starts fighting at gigs, bars and sporting events. They always seem like complete morons engaged in an ill conceived attempt to prove their manhood. Peace and Love dude, the world is cruel enough as it is.”
Man I love this guy.

The stakes on this enemies to lovers is hiiiigh and I’m loving it. Harper is so demented but in a cute kinda way, Nolan is asking wtf is wrong with her lmaooo

We love a ball meat sub

A person shouldn’t pride themselves on the number of square feet in thru house or the brand of car they drive, but in their friends. Not in how accomplished or how powerful their friends are. But how well they can cook, how well they can eat, how soundly they sleep, how well they can sing, how honest they can be. How many memories you’ve had together; those are the things you can truly be proud of. -Kim Hana

"Did you think I came here to die? I came here to cut you down in front of your parents."
Bloody damn, Darrow Au Andromedus. You are insane and I love it.

“I don’t pray.” Norman Osborn said, “Praying is for people that leave things to chance”
Aight Ozzy, your didn’t need to try and show all that in a boom that you show up twice in 😂

I was struggling to make sense of how this works as a “prequel” to the Insomniac game but the pieces are starting to fall into place

Oh Matt Dinniman, I’m hooked

“You know what? I do think we need music. This feels like an appropriate song. Anything to shut that chair up. Some Halloween-sounding techno heavy metal song started to blast. I’d definitely heard it before, but I couldn’t remember the title. It was a car-racing song about witches and ditches.”
Dragula my beloved