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hoping this is a cute little mermaid retelling with the gender roles flipped hehe

the underwater city is reminding me of bioshock

the way i keep starting books that are not on my TBR list 😭😭😭

NOT THE DOG STOP ARGOS NOOOOO

themis being the cause of the trojan war is CRAZY

penelope's letters are fucking me up

Odysseus pulling out the most devious moves oh my god

Eris slander will not be tolerated

penelope recalling the events in the odyssey and thinking they're tall tales in the her letters to him lmaoooo

briseis????????

i am TIRED of Agamemnon and Menelaus ERASE THEM FROM HISTORY

oh i forgot she wanted to die

penthesilea going "where the heros at?" LMAO

my heart hurts every time Patroclus and Achilles are mentioned in any Greek/roman media

ugh my shaylas

how big was that horse bro

the way the author transitions the stories is so good

oh that is diabolical, i had no idea thats how it got inside

the beef with Odysseus is so funny

cyrus is such a brat

i feel bad for kamran bc he did get played but also these are all misunderstandings

great a man making his heart break everyone's problem typical

THATS A CRAZY ASS REVEAL

ugh idk who is who

all the miscommunications going on right now are frying me. they look like the damn pointing spiderman meme

omid pleaseeeee

" i choose you" STOP *insert cat reaching in desperation meme*

AAAAAAAAAAAH THESE CHAPTER CLIFFHANGERS AND POV SWITCH ENOUGH

all these characters are giving me mixed feelings

oh he's desperate i love it here