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"No one understands me, I just seek comfort from others as my husband is trying to get us all safely to California. The women I don't want to talk to, but the comfort of men is all I seek." bitch you got the doctor to take you over his counter and used it as blackmail, I don't think symphony is something I can give you, I'm sorry!

I know this is basically literature biopick, but these people deserved to be eaten!

This feels like the beginning of a Twilight Zone episode. I'm thinking either zombies or skinwalkers. Very curious about the outcome of all this.

It's the last part of the book and only now are we getting to the exorcism!! I get that there's rules and all that before you start throwing holy water on a screaming child who may or may not be possessed, but still!

Alllrighty then, we just did things to ourself with a crucifix against our will by the demon trying to possess us... We're a recently turned 12 year old girl... I need a shower.

So far, and while I haven't been able to watch the movie in its entirety (not scared of it, just haven't had the chance to sit in one setting and watch it all the way through) movie was pretty loyal to the book. Just hope they explain how Pazuzu went all the way from Iraq to America to possess this one little girl.

AAAAAHHHHH!!! There's a lot happening in this and I'm at the edge of my God forsaken seat!! Ugh!! This is so good! I love a good mystery!!!

UUUUUGGAAAAAHHH!! WTF is happening!?!?!

Okay, I think I know what's happening... But why with one man and a horse??? What was the point of that!?!? If he ain't got nothing to do with this-- then what's the point!?!?? Eeeeuuuugh!!! 😭

Hmmmm... I'm wonderin' if this is going where I think it's going and if it's going where I think it's going... Fount Royal can burn!!! Buncha racist, sexist, colonist, rapist, old a-holes!!!

Okay, already we've got an inbred group of murderers running an "inn" where they kill magistrates trying to get to Fount Royal. The town of Fount Royal is facing a crisis where people are either leaving or dying and their crops are rotting and full of parasites. And the town blaming a "her" for this crisis they have locked up awaiting trial.

Salem Witch Trials let's go!!!

Don't worry, Abby this one is 30hr and 42m long. We shall suffer our perspective books together!

Way more romance than fantasy so far in this romantasy, but at least we got a whole 30-page chapter on how currency works in this world... I'm not effin' kidding, these chapters are looooooong!

I put the wrong # of pages, whoops!

God damn, Bea, you's a biiiiitch!!!

Cheating on your boyfriend with multiple peoples and then having plans to get your cat when you come home, only to have plans to TRADE THE FUCKING CAT FOR A YOUNGER CAT is diabolical!

My emotions for Donut have been mixed up to this point, but now I just feel terrible for this poor thing! First she thinks Bea is still alive and WORSE she thinks she still cares about her! Jesus!

End of part 1!

So far: We started a drug war between the llamas and goblins, we're fulfilling a faceless AI's foot fetish, our now legitimate royal talking cat has revealed that our girlfriend had been cheating on us for a while and with many a partners (and may possibly be bi/pan), and we are now chasing a homeless woman with a shopping cart and are asked to be interviewed by this Running Man alien show.

Okay!

Aw... Now I feel kinda bad for Princess Donut...


Anyway: WTF is this AI???? What's with the feet stuff!?!??!!

Oh, good, so the cat does talk... Welcome to hell Carl!

I... I did it!!! Hahahaha!!! I finished this giant ass book!!!! Hahahaha!!!! I... I need a nap!

Day 9 over and done!!!! Hahaha!!! One more and I'm done!!! Thank you Audible!!! Hahahaha!!! I need a nap!

Day 8 over! Only two more days to go!! Let's do this!!!

Ah, I see... So God himself started all of this... We're all royally f$#&ed!!!

NNNNOOOO!!! Fuck you Moash!!! Fuck you and your dead family!!! I hope a lighteyes decapitates you like they did your fucking grandparents!!!

I'm finally listening to the audible version of this while also reading it, so hopefully I can finish this much faster! End of Day 6, four more days until the fight with the Devil!

Uaaagh. I know the comic had a lotta sex, but they thankfully never got too descriptive because hahaha media, but this is ridiculous. Probably gonna need to do this in... Chunks and... Lots of breaks! Give me lore and magic, not sex damn it!!!

I'd kill Rooney for nearly giving me a heart attack!!!! Don't just run off and make me expect the worse, you bitch!!!

Ouch... Just... Ouch... Do most allo people really think we're just confused...? Is it really that hard believe? Yes, I'm even referring to those who like the same gender, both, or all because seriously, only ONE character... ONE believes our main character! *sips tea*... And he's also asexual!!!

Though... Using your best friend, especially knowing his past bitch (sorry, ex-girlfriend), as an experiment, yeeaaah...

Oh, I'm sorry, Lloyd, is my lack of sexual attraction, getting in the way of your sexuality??? No??? I didn't think so!! Let me wave my flag and you can wave yours you gay bigot! Asshole in this book!

... Huh... Eerily... Accurate to my real life... 😶

Missing for twelve hours, I'm married now, and one of my buddies apparently did something bad that I told her to do... Which one of you a-holes spiked my drink!?!?!?

GOOOOD!! Something interesting- I wonder what Xaden is doing- something interesting- I wonder if Xaden is thinking about me thinking about him thinking about me- something interesting- I want Xaden over me! PRIORITIES VIOLET!!! PRIORITIES!!!