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Might be switching to fable 🫢

Word of the book: pregnant 😔

3.75 ⭐️

Bone Marrow

2.5 ⭐️

I thought I was free from the chortle ☹️

4.5 ⭐️

2.5 ⭐️

Spoilers for a different book sorry:

The one where straight Evelyn Hugo chortles 🤭

2.5 ⭐️

THE CHORTLE IS BACK ‼️

4.5 ⭐️

*chortles* 🤭

3 ⭐️

This is more for fans of the series because absolutely nothing happens in this book

1-1.5 ⭐️ (I can’t decide)

I think I’m getting burnt out on the writing style 😔

***Spoilers ahead whoops:

THE FACT THAT YOU CAN JUST BRING ANYONE BACK TO LIFE EVERY TIME MEANS THAT THERE ARE NO STAKES ‼️

Me when a main character dies: oh brother 🙄

Me when they bring said main character back to life: OH BROTHER 🙄🙄🙄🙄

2.5 ⭐️

Q: how many times does Patroclus mention Achilles’ feet throughout this book?

A: idk but it’s definitely more than…

4 (⭐️)

About 2% of this book is plot

2.5 ⭐️

Guys I don’t think Hades knows what TikTok is 😔

2.5 ⭐️

Did I read/listen to the whole thing? Yes. Was I bored practically the whole time? Perhaps.

I think I’d have to read it again to give a genuine review but I just couldn’t get into it. But for now

2⭐️

“Hello princess ☝️🤠” but done in a less cringy way because she’s actually a princess

3.75⭐️

Book out of context -

Noah: my son is so hot

2.5 ⭐️

OH BOY DO I HAVE A RECOMMENDATION FOR YOU ☝️😤

The conflict at the end was forced and it felt like they were dating since the beginning, but overall pretty good ☝️😃

3 ⭐️

I understand the hype now ☝️😔

Interesting and engaging plot, although uses a lot of language that takes you out of the story a bit (especially the chapter titles) ⭐️

DNF