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*LoTR theme intensifies*

Tolkien: *Self-Inserts themselves as Tom Bombadil*
Peter Jackson in Early 2000s: "Tom Bombadil can't be in the LOTR trilogy, he's too weird and wild"
Peter Jackson now: "Stephen Colbert and I are making another LOTR spin-off movie adapting Chapter 6 - 8....the Tom Bombadil stuff...."

Started out long but is gaining traction and interest...
This book is like a train

Witcher shit is going down and I have to go to a concert :^(
(Concert will probably be fun but the Witcher is going down!!!)

Kay. This is actually really good so far...

I started it and I am excited to see where it goes. Although, beginning implied shit I hated

Robot owl...

I know nothing of Greek Mythology. I'd down an adventure based on Greece, where the heroes come from a land called Greese

Geralt stabbed a guy in the throat after he sneezed and made one-liner but how drugs are bad for you...
#BadBoyCoded

Someone got cut in half and then the person who did it, said 'f*ck it' and went straight into a mountain...

This is a dense boi....
But then it hits you with some of the best dialogue and funniest shite, I've read in a minute

Best Witcher book so far;
-Cool Vampire shows-up
-Zoltan is epic and cool
-Milva is a badass
-Geralt is the best in this
Everything in this one is working for me and I love it...If the last few are as good as this one....
I. AM. GAME.

This one is immediately better because so far, it's solely focused on Geralt.



But also Geralt is the manliest man alive that every woman wants him.

It became a Dark Fantasy novel...very dope

Okay, this book is fucking dope so far...

Post-apocalyptic 'fire-punk'

Shit is about to go down between lady-Charlie Mansons and British-Firefighter Pryomancer with 21st Century Mary Poppins in the center.

A virus where you spontaneously combust?

Brother is too much like his Dad

Lestat be like:
"Human time"
Then Lestat be like:
"No more Human time. It sucks."
Also Lestat:
"Babies hate being humans"

HORNY BOOK

WTF what happened to the font size?!?

Smaller that a Baby's fist

A lot of Politics.
And it was read at a McDonalds....when my Car died