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I thought this book was supposed to be spooky, why am i crying? It’s just so sweet and sad omg

This being set in Canada is giving me degrassi flashbacks. Like what do you mean “December 2008-Regina”, why are you spending Christmas with Peter and his grandma?

I know the in-universe edits and fics would’ve been going crazy

“that Brokeback Mountain kiss where Heath Ledger broke Jake Gyllenhaal’s nose by kissing him so hard…”
is on the list of things not to bring up around me because I will not shut up about it, literally one of my favourite things about one of my favourite movies.

“I can’t really explain it. It’s one thing for the NHL to wave the Pride flag and talk about inclusion- and that’s great, really, I’m not saying that it isn’t- but the locker rooms, and on the ice, and on the road with the guys… I don’t know. But never felt comfortable being honest about that part of my life. I don’t think I’d be looked at the same way again.”
Sums it up so accurately, I cried.

they’re so jack and eric i can’t

not kip stealing my taste in shirts

u gotta getcha getcha head in the game

HE’S KISSING HIS BRUISES BETTER? I knew i wasn’t crazy for seeing a Jeric dynamic!

only 12 pages in and he’s already parasocial about this man, damn.

I’m genuinely having flashbacks to H-E-double hockey sticks; the captain of a New York NHL team who hasn’t been doing to well on the ice lately falling for the guy that helps him break his loosing streak? What in the jeric au is this?

“And also to the random Gap model who was my physical reference for Kip.” as a writer this is so real lol

“I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that I don’t know if anyone else ever has.”
way to make me cry

“That’s when she told me she was pregnant.”
Oh?

“You see… Kelly believes in women’s rights so much that she would never let a guy hit her. I guess I can’t say that about you.”

I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Part one of four complete :)

“Me advanced English teacher assigned us a book to read” “the book is *to kill a mockingbird*”
Okay where are the cameras? Cause MY advanced English teacher assigned me tkam too.

KNOX WTF

Goddamn, man child
You fucked me so good that I almost said, "I love you"
You're fun and you're wild
But you don't know the half of the shit that you put me through
Your poetry's bad and you blame the news
But I can't change that and I can't change your mood

John shut up, you’re acting like a fucking toddler who just got his iPad confiscated. 💀

“More weight.” Why am i being body-shamed by John Proctor right now?

“How do you call Heaven! Whore! Whore!”
John you cannot be talking right now. You literally groomed her, you have no right to be saying that shit.
#johnproctorisawhore

“A fart on Thomas Putnam, that is what I say to that!”
i love giles omg

“Adultery, John.”
LMFAO CLOCK HIS TEA GIRL

THE AUDACITY OF JOHN PROCTOR
like fuck you mean “I cannot speak but I am doubted, every moment judged for lies, as though I come into a court when I come into this house!”
sir you didn’t just ‘come into this house’ you came into a seventeen year old, take some accountability you gaslighting old man.

Um HELLO?? Since when is jigsaw in this book? An old man, named John, wearing a baseball cap, built some big ass machine in his backyard. It’s Jig-Fucking-Saw!

“You’re left-handed, Mr Ewell,”
I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS THE FATHER

“Neither did Aunt Alexandra.”

GAGGED