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I… I did not read the warnings for this book before diving in, and I was just slapped in the face with a very disturbing scenario that I was ABSOLUTELY not expecting. READ THE WARNINGS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. 😅

10/10 still loving it, though.

Guuuuurl, how many times must we trudge through stinky, full-of-dead-bodies swamp water!? Not very cutesy. Not very demure. 😅

“I was dead—undead—but I still loved breasts.”

The way I childishly snorted.

This book is very fun—and spooky!

The. Plot. TWIST.

I AM SHOOKETH. 😱

Chapter 43 was a literal sentence.

What is this, a chapter for ants!?!? 🐜

This book hits you with the “ah, good girl…” line early on.
And uh.
It’s workin’ for me 🤌🏻🔥

Sushi and karaoke don’t really SEEM like the kind of thing that go together… just saying. #youreruiningmyfish

I aspire to be Geraldine Grus.

She used HIS toothbrush after vomiting into his toilet?

Jail. Straight to jail.

“Up there are a thousand reasons why we can’t be together.”

I feel like I need a cigarette after this chapter. 🔥😮‍💨

“Blue… or is it green?” 🫦 Broooo, it’s HOT in here. 🔥

SOMETIMES… your smokin’ hot professor just pulls you into a closet and caresses the skin under your shirt. It’s all part of the college experience, yknow?

Oh… Xavier. 🦄😅

“Willy winkies”

IYKYK. 🤌🏻

If this snippet doesn’t convince you to read this book, idk what will:

“Do you like my dimples?”
“No, they look like two buttholes on either side of your face.”

A true literary ✨work of art ✨ 🤌🏻

Father seems to enjoy threatening Darius with his brother’s life. I expect this conversation occurred once or twice over the dinner table; “Darius, if you don’t finish your peas, I am going to b*tch slap your little brother.” 👀😅