Alexandria DeVol > Recent Status Updates

Getting more foreboding by the minute

Bye Richard! Thank God!

Never read it before! The narration is interesting.

I don’t have words to describe this honestly.

I was a coward. I went to the war — this is entirely too much to digest completely in one night so I’m forcing myself to stop here for now.

I feel like everybody secretly hates this guy

He wants the perfectly beautiful wife? This dude thinks he’s such a prize be fucking for real

Robert Jordan don’t you dare think like this

Thy mother

My dynamite plug kinda weird but he chill

Got used to it now, thankfully. Their relationship is pretty interesting, but I’m not really sure where it’s supposed to head. I’m hoping that there will be a point to all of this soon. Whatever that may say about me. I’m not sure if I really like either of the main characters much to be completely honest.

Tough to read! No quotation marks without a deeper meaning for it should be considered a sin!!! And stop putting your dialogue from multiple people in paragraphs together! It gets mixed up with paraphrasing because the book never uses any FUCKING quotation marks!!! What the hell!!!!

OMG LILLY IM SORRY I JUST SAW MY HOME PAGE DONT LOOK AT MY REVIEW!! NO SPOILERS IM JUST A HATER!!!

Look I get that it’s pretentious in a satirical way, but I simply cannot take it any more. I seriously do not care about this story or any of the characters. In fact I wish they all died instead of the one character who was actually interesting. The writing style is cool but not enough to justify reading 576 pages of sickening elitist rich kid Greek academic bullshit!! The message ain’t even a lil worth alladat!

The plot thickens! But not too much bc the narrator is fking 7 and ppl don’t tell him shit

Boring asf 😫