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U genuinely cannot tell me they’re not all just a polycule

“Your face is… well, in short, you have a fatal face.”

JUST KISS ALR OMG

Nikolai genuinely pulling absolutely everyone

“I cannot tear you out of my heart, Nikolai Stavrogin!”
“I’m sorry I cannot love you, Shatov.”

ucannotbefrdotoevskyitactuallyqueerbaitingmeisthisnotthemosthomosexualthingyou’veeverread

“I won’t irritate you with OUR thing.”

this has to be queerbait

“I don’t want to put anything straight.”

Yea we can tell Nikolai

Why’s Nikolai kinda…

“As for Sirotkin, he looked exceedingly well, dressed as a girl.”

Dostoevsky likes femboys canon?

does anyone know any good books that are slice of life but in a high fantasy setting

“I experienced one form of suffering which is perhaps the sharpest, most painful one that can be experienced. I mean forced association.”

Ur so real twin

the man genuinely looks like light yagami im gonna cry

there's gonna be incest im calling it

8 inches IN CIRCUMFERENCE??!!

I just realized I’ve been imagining the defending lawyer to look like higuruma 😭

Imagine getting ragebaited by the devil

I’m genuinely convinced Alyosha is a pedo pls bring back Ivan 🙏🏻🙏🏻

No yaoi-able characters in this whole book 😔

Dmitri is honestly funny asf

How am I almost halfway thru this book and the main part hasn’t even started 😭

Gosh darn it I love Ivan sm

Ivan is perfectly saying everything I feel abt religion I rlly hope he doesn’t turn out to be evil 😭

Alyosha is such a pathetic virgin I love him sm

“I shall kiss your lower lip one more time. It seems a little swollen, then let it be more swollen, and more, and more…”

Guys this is literally canon yuri Dostoevsky for the lesbians

How tf is this a romcom I genuinely want to throttle Nicholas

Dostoevsky’s gonna make me Christian atp or it’s gonna be revealed tha Zassimov touches little kids or sm

So misogynistic it’s homosexual