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only 9 pages in and i'm imagining myshkin to look like helmeppo but before the "glow up"

FUCKCCKCK

Holy shit my heart is literally racing 😭😭

You are NOT napoleon 💔💔

“We love our first patients like our own children, and some almost fall in love with them.”

C&P is so gay istg

I genuinely can’t tell if Dostoevsky is a feminist ally or not

the second hand embarrassment is so bad 😭😭

“I spent most of my time reading. I wanted to stifle all that was continuously boiling up through external impressions.”

TWINN

He’s such a loser omg

trying to gaslight myself into thinking that listening to video game music while i study helps me focus when in reality it just makes me think abt the place in the video game where i heard the music

This is sweet omg 😭😭

i actually just let out such a high scream i hope my family didn't hear me-

OMG PIP NO U IDIOT HOW CAN U BE THIS SMART AND DUMB AT THE SAME TIME 😭😭

My girl pip’s gonna die 😭😭

I’m actually so grateful this book includes maps and diagrams 😭😭

RAVI GOT A 1580 ON THE SAT?!!

Nvm pip I was not expecting that 😭😭

Also does no one care that pip and Ravi’s relationship is lwk illegal??

Pls the dots r right there pip connect them pls

THANK U MAFI I WAS ABT TO PASS AWAY IF BRENDAN AND WINSTON DIDNT END UP TGT

SPOILERS


Im sry but Ella genuinely couldn’t have just killed her sister while she was LITERALLY IN THE SAME ROOM?? WHILE SHE ALR KNEW THAT HER SISTER WAS MASS MIND CONTROLLING PPL?? AND NOW THEY HAVE TO DRAG RHIS ON MORE 😭😭😭

Yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri

WUH LUH WUH??!

“I have a beard.”

Thanks for the suggestion but I think not ☺️

Is Mafi gonna actually gonna let Brendan and Winston be canon cus I’ve been shipping them since the first book 😭

WHY DO JULIETTE AND WARNER HAVE MATCHING BUZZ CUTS NOW 😭😭😭

So um… I just realized Juliette’s underage and Warner isn’t… so like…

Cough cough lesbians

Kpop fans 🤝 comparing any attractive Asian they see to a Kpop idol regardless of whether or not they actually even look like the idol

Why on actual earth would u make Warner buzz his hair off