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Ebony Dark‘ness Dementia Raven Way ass introduction to this man 🥰

Hmmmm ja gut vielleicht musste ich das jetzt mal kurz weglegen, weil es ein bisschen zu belasto ist 🆗🆒

Das ist alles wirklich extrem deprimierend nah an unserer heutigen Realität dran, also muss ich einen blöden Witz machen, um nicht zu verzweifeln:

Wenn ein mieser catty Hater sein olympisch wäre, würde Klaus Mann jedes mal Gold gewinnen & ich respektiere das.

Victor hat einfach echt viel Pech beim Denken oder

MAINZ MENTIONED!!!!

Obsessively working on a project only to violently hate and agonize over it the second it is done is, I am sad to say, pretty relatable dhjdjdjd

Victor’s father calling Agrippa “sad trash”… he would’ve done numbers on Goodreads

Started reading this in the least fitting location (holiday on a subtropical island)

“I have never in my life refused alcohol or raw fish” same bruh

This is so fucking beautifully written, it‘s giving me the equivalent of cuteness aggression.
beauty in mundanity and bleakness aggression

This is, in fact, shockingly summery

Decided that Dracula was not summery enough so i opted for…. something set in Scotland

I have a GORGEOUS edition that I can’t for the live of me find on GR and it annoys me to an unhealthy degree

everything regarding ‘the virus’ has an incredible pre-covid energy to it 🌚

I wonder why I insist on reading the most gruesome dystopian shit when I’m on holiday

Egmont Schrei is one of the funniest fakeass German names I have read in my LIFE

It’s just insane to me that the structure of the narrative is like:

- random facts about life at sea
- random facts about whales
- my buddy got sick and then decided not to be sick antmore
- life at sea
- so my boss has sworn an unholy blood oath with three of my colleagues
- more facts about life at sea

Ishmael going on and on about how whales can never go extinct… not depressing at all 🌚

I am as in love with Benítez as Lomeli is

Lomeli intensely preparing and stressing out about sth at work only to abandon his preparation and winging it to a good result……. not beating the me-at-work allegations