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Imagine I made my previous joke about the correct page number

Reading from chapter 1, “Fear” to chapter 2, “Hunger” 🫡

Es ist Herbst, offiziellenHerr der Ringe-Jahreszeit.

Was passiert da schon wieder oarges in Österreich

Logging this again because I‘ve been listening to the audiobook a lot recently for uuuh reasons

I mean I knew it in theory but JEDUS Jude Law was god-tier casting for Dickie Greenleaf

Time for some gay crime in Italy ✌️

Me reading the end of the main plot: yay, I’m glad this got interesting in its last third 🥰🎉🥳




Me seeing there are still 50 pages left: 💀💀💀💀💀💀

This justifies all of my prejudices against cruise ships

Four books in and the only problem-solving technique these characters have is still exclusively limited to arson

Reporting in from vacation: absolute pool read so far!

Ironically, the one US American character‘s voice feels very overwritten bordering on annoying lmaooooo

I‘m so happy this doesn’t take place in the US

I don’t want to sound illiterate but man this book could use less words.

What can I say except fucking yikes

I’ve had Mojo for like three pages and if anything happened to him etc etc.

If making poor decisions was an olympic sport, Lestat would win Gold every time

Look, I get it. I too was obsessed with Faust when I read it for the first time.

I‘m honestly kinda enjoying GILF (m/w/d) hunter Lestat

Hi gays and gals this is Lestat, welcome to my channel!

That Loustar scene…. I am about to THROW UPPPPP 😭😭💕💕💕💕

Honestly at this point Akasha‘s plan seems pretty based to me.

Wow so Lestat has learned Powerword: Kill. Op if you ask me……….

I have a serious question….. why is Quincey Morris even present in this story???????

Lese das btw zwischen Saunagängen, Finnmaxxing

Ich mein ich bin in Helsinki und es ist Juni, was soll ich sonst lesen

Man, if only there had been other people in the house who could’ve taken shifts watching over Lucy 🤔🤔🤔