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I am unwell

"All right, Ada, these cows are standing between you and your future. What are you going to do?
Within a few seconds, 'Move Bitch Get Out da Way' was pumping through my speakers."

I'm actually crying laughing. This is the funniest thing I've read all year

Why is the glossary 18 PAGES LONG

I'm so excited I got the ARC yaaaaaaayyyy

At this point I'm just gaslighting myself that it will get better because it has dragons

I'm entering the last 150 pages of a SJM book. I need someone to hold my hand

This is getting interesting. I would've continued reading even though I should be sleeping but my reading light's batteries ran out so I'll take that as a sign from the universe

I'm scared because so far reading this has been like dragging through the mud. I've been waiting for this since the previous book, please don't let me down

"Tell me, Violet. Who did you think of when you put on this sexy little dress and that shiny pink lipstick? Hmm?"
"Myself."

QUEEN

"Finders killers."
"It's finders keepers."
"I meant it the other way. Shut it."

I'm howling

I'm not sure I like Jude based on the last book but we'll see. This has even better ratings than the last

I'm eating this up

At this point I can't decide if this is a hate read or if I'm still intrigued while being simultaneously disgusted but what I do know is that it's bad (I might still DNF if I find my self respect somewhere)

As a finn, the fact that the author clearly thinks that people who have saunas in their homes keep them warm all the time is really close to being my last straw. A blashphemy

So he randomly starts singing "creep" by radiohead and I'm supposed to ... not get the ick? And he's dead serious, mind you

"No, because I'll cut you."
"And I'll let you, baby."

I'm going absolutely feral

OOOH OKAY I'm locked in