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That’s innocence.

Gone.

What happens in the Wraith stays in the Wraith.

Like Vic, it had nothing left of the world it had spun for itself.

God bless dogs and children.

《指南》是神圣的，《指南》是特别的。

We apologize for the inconvenience.

英格兰有个根深蒂固的认知：把三明治做得引人入胜甚至哪怕只是稍微好吃一丁点儿是只有外国佬才会犯下的邪恶罪行。

It’s a simple story. Let’s not complicate it.

You’ll be surprised how much better things will look with the sun out.

I’ve seen dark before. It happened every goddam night.

“An accident is sometimes an unhappy woman’s best friend.”

“I insist that all women who have hysterics on my bed call me by my Christian name thenceforward.”

“Then how come you look like the devil just reached into your pants and squeezed your balls?”

What I felt inside was pure rage.

电话消毒员在进化竞争中击败了他们。

Wait 4 me in the room of punishment.

这本书的幽默感冷酷而悲观，我们这些觉得生命苦短因而不值得认真对待的人可以问心无愧地喜欢它。

He looked cold in his little loincloth, so Bing flicked a match and dressed him in a robe of flame.

后空翻七百二十度钻铁圈同时用口哨吹出《星条旗》的曲调。

The difference is that when someone says he can keep the bad things away, a child believes him.

Who would have thought the old man had so much blood in him.

这颗星球有（更确切的说法：曾经有）个问题，那就是：星球上的绝大多数居民在绝大多数时间里都不开心。

“My little girl’s sick. She needs a doctor. Medicine. Hospital care.”

It’s a lot like a dead strumpet with maggots squirming out of her cooze.

Is that what you did when Dad disappointed you? Lock up your pussy for a few months to see if he’d get with the program.

Jesus. What an ugly fuckin’ person you are inside.

Count Dracula (and the weird sisters as well) are apparently dead from the waist down; they make love with their mouths alone.

DONALD "TRIG" GIBSON JUROR 9 GUILTIEST OF ALL.

God hates fags and all proud sinners.