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“You look like the abbess,” Maude said when he studied himself over a stream. “If she’d have worn a whit of color.” The gargoyle leaned close to the water and whispered conspiratorially to his reflection. “I’m prettier than that bitch ever was.”

WE DON'T DESERVE BARTHOLOMEW 😂

“Zev, am I getting any of this illicit butthole money?”

Not the Donut Holes merch LOL. I cannot! Off to go order a t-shirt!

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR BARTHOLOMEW.

Here we go!!!!

Yagos is giving Neil the Seal energy, and I love it.

So far, the phrase "one hundred percent" has been used twice, where the author or character could have said absolutely anything else to sound less like a gen-x, and it's taking me outtttttt.

I'm not sure I'm picking up the immaculate vibes everyone is giving this series. But i also just had my brain rearranged by "Because I killed him"... maybe that's why 🤷‍♀️

We'll see if things pick up.

I'm only 37% of the way through, and I do fear this is my favorite book of the series so far. WOW, I'm having a blast... and also a mental breakdown.

*Spoilers*

My heart almost couldn't handle Carl's declaration to Donut. So sweet and heartfelt. Her admitting her insecurities about being left behind. AND THEIR CONFRONTATION WITH BEA, I am so unwell. My GOD.

I love these books. I never want them to end.

I fucking love Prepotente 😂🐐

"That was an attack! Negligence MOST serious! Bianca, prepare yourself for battle!" 😂

We've got banished deities stuck inside a sex-doll head (enter Samantha), Denise the Feral Goose Mother, DIABOLICAL AI, raining fire-gerbils, a Sharktopus, and Orthrus the giant 2-headed hell-hound. And I'm still only at 81%. WHAT ELSE IS THERE.

And I am SO HERE for it. And also - are you okay, Matt Dinniman!?

Having way too much fun with these books. It should be illegal.

The SNARK from the AI 😂😂

“They were all gone. All I had left in this world was right here. Mongo soon started to snore. I could feel Donut’s warmth against the back of my neck. She breathed softly, oblivious of all that had occurred tonight. This, I thought, this is my family.”

How every chapter can go from being gory, violent, crass and unhinged in one moment, to being tender, heart-wrenching and sobering in the next needs to be studied.