Emily Hatcher > Recent Status Updates

Men will hard launch you via single-slide main grid film photo on instagram with a one word caption and STILL tell you that you wouldn’t be good together

If a man ever called me a “Pegasus unicorn”…. I’m not quite sure what I would do in response

Matt Cornett, are you locked in?

The stress of some of the scenes and dialogue of this book had me with my head in my hands today at work. My boss asked me if I was okay and I had to say yes I’m fine

It’s giving chopped and unc

Reading for a book club!! I’m like 13 minutes in and this feels like more words than normal for a book. Like 10 words in this book feels like more words than 10 words in another book. Does that make sense

Patroclus being a war WAG hanging with bestie Briseis

Reading this for a book club. I’m scared

I’m supposed to have read this before my book club tomorrow but it’s like reading a sleeping pill…. in the sense that….. it’s putting me to sleep

I’m kinda like what is even going on in this book anymore but I kinda don’t want to stop because that will hurt my 2026 reading goal

Just go ahead and give Florence Pugh her Emmy for this one. No need to release the show I just already know this now.

So are we thinking we might revisit the whole weird Freudian thing or like maybe no? Jw

When does Joseph Zada and Mike Faist come in?

When does Joseph Zada and Mike Faist come in?

Working on my French accent

Logan Lerman I am scratching at your door

Bridget Jones mentioned🚨

“This could be us”… OH okay cool yeah so I am actually never going to recover from this

Pregaming the June 18th Joseph Zada reveal

“Remember who the real enemy is” I think to myself as my mind plays Tom Blyth edits on repeat in my head

Beetees games when

Guys I’m reading this with my eyes this time

Peeta “if it weren’t for the baby” Mellark <3

I’m on my grind