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This is insane.

Bestie and I on a road trip and needed something silly, and YES the plot is insane but her writing style is actually really good??

I’m the smartest person in the entire world

If I’m somehow right I’m going to be so impressed

Wait bro wtf is happening

Fine fine credit where credit is due the twists are good.

IM TIRED OF THIS, GRANDPA

New drinking game! Every time she writes that “(someone)’s hands dove into (someone)’s hair” you take a shot. (Warning: deadly!!!)

That is NOT A NAME. It is BARELY A VERB.

All this so I can get a good grade from my fav Wilfried 😫

Let’s try this again 💪💪

Ohhhhh the twists are so twisty

You’re telling me I have to listen to ten hours of backstory???

WOAH woah WOAH guess who did NOT read the content warnings.

Also the cover art PMO

I really want to like it but it’s trying soooo hard to be profound

How DARE this be a standalone.

Why am I LEARNING something meaningful from this wtf

Emily Henry the woman you are

If you’re in a stormlight archive slump you need to get your hands on this IMMEDIATELY.