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So he humped her during an Interpol concert and came in a handkerchief……….. what the frickkkkkkk

And then just like that it turns very sweet and I’m only slightly still mad

For once I would love to read a “romance” with no third act breakup where the girl is so fracking dumb and has no sense whatsoever. Just once.

this MC is making me wanna DNF this.............. someone convince me to keep going..............

I understand the hype……

“I like Captain Kirk because Captain Kirk will fuck anybody.” — Eddie Murphy

“Ethan knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life losing board games to this woman.” Oh. Oh, my heart.

“I’m no princess, Philip. You’ve already got one.”

The way I gasped…..

Whyyyyy does she keep talking to the alien like he’s gonna magically start speaking English and answer her ramblings….???

I don’t know what the f*ck Nick Cutter has against turtles, but he seriously needs to chill

Gonna try this again….

Omg, Adele. Wash your fucking hair.

Lucas: you realize this is a cult, right??
Sveta: idk….

🙄🙄🙄

I’ve read almost all of this book and I absolutely hate it

If this doesn’t have as much animal cruelty as The Troop did, we might be alright….. maybe.

A reread before House Across the Lake to see if I like it any better than the first time.... lol

Here we go again with giving this one a read. I will finish it this time!

This book is crushing my soul…..

When does this book start making sense??

I've slowed down on my reading bc ya know, life. But I'm still loving this book!

Kind of slow going. I'm only about 100 pages in. Hoping it picks up soon lol

"He is literally 72 years old, Katie! He's old enough to be your great-grandfather!" he replied.
Katie laughed. "He's forty-one, Wess. Jesus."

I'm dying.

"Molly.... burger bun."