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Oh you already know this is going to be fun from the dedication

"For those who dream of being fucked by their serial-killing professor who murders people for their university assignments.

Too specific? Fine.

This is for everyone who wanted to fuck their professor. (I hope you’re doing well, Mr. B.)"

"Traumatized kids become angry adults, poisoned by the children we never got to be. Enraged that the world kept moving on, that it kept going while we were slowly drowning."

And the tears persist.

I am pretty sure I've been crying during every chapter so far.

Every time I read "Age" as a phonetic nickname for AJ (which is already a nickname), my brain take an extra 2 seconds to process what I'm reading.

Omg someone give this voice actress a raise, please!! I'm so incredibly invested and I give full credit her manic voices!

The worst part about listening to audiobooks at work is the uncontrollable public sobbing.

Don't worry boss, I'll get back on these spreadsheets in a minute!

Did we know this is a horror story about the American health care system??

Toenitiation... Only Brynne Weaver could think up these kinds of things 🤣🤢

Is Fredrich TRYING to get himself killed or what's his game plan??!?

These dang rabbits give me Monty Python vibes... IYKYK 👀

A quick re-read before Light Weilder's release

Charlie barely has a 5th grade education and she's being welcomes to lead war and alliance meetings?? I'm almost positive everyone has brain damage in these books.

What I wouldn't give to go back in time to the Sidekick 2 era 😭.

Also, can we collectively agree that "suck me" is literally the most unsexy phrase possible?? It instantly pulled me out of the scene 🤮🤮🤮


I'm starting a petition for it to be banned from all books going forward. Gross!!

This book is very wordy for such little action

“The girl has a horrible concussion, and someone just tried to drown her.”

“Could that someone be you, maybe?”

“Well, not all proposals are done with flowers, Sam."

I am struggling y'all 😭. I feel like I'm wading through sludge and making no progress, but all of the reviews say it gets better and ends really well? My brain is yelling at me to DNF, but my curiosity wants me to keep going.