Jessica > Recent Status Updates

Proteus: “i am scary monster boi and can eff you up, hooman lady.” 😠
Ellie: “aww you think I’m a real human? I’m flattered.” 🥰
Proteus: “this isn’t normal. she ain’t right.” 😰

Proteus is such a bratty baby. 😂 Ellie isn’t giving him the scared reaction that he wants so his response is to hype her up on why her life is important so that maybe she can worry about it a little more during his temper tantrums. 👶🏻🍼

First impression of Proteus: cannot confirm but I think Emma Hamm watches the same movies as me. I’m envisioning a cross between Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein creature, the vampire Lestat, with a dash of Nosferatu and, yes, I too am having fun with his spooky pookie goth boy vibe. 💀 🥀 🖤

I just finished Call of the Fathoms and one of the top reviews said “Call of the Fathoms or Call Me Daddy?” and I am absolutely cackling and can’t stop.

Ah yes my favorite series, Horny Mermen 💙🧜‍♂️

Me: *feels nostalgic and checks out an I Spy book from the children’s section of the library* 🥹💕
Also me: *after a half an hour of looking for this goddamn dolphin* “Man, fuck this book.” 🤬😩😒
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I really like this so far and have no idea where it’s going.